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So I go out to the grocery store and buy over 200 bucks worth of groceries yesterday afternoon. I have my tent set up do my son and I can camp out in the back yard, and I a m grilling chicken and having a beer.

Basically, and idyllic saturday afternoon.

Until the very loud explosion. The transformer that supplies power to 6 houses on...
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Christ on a cracker! It has been way to long since I have been around here. The past two weeks have been nucking futs!

I have had 4 members of my family staying with me for the past two weeks. I love them, and I love having family stay, but I could not be more ready for them to get the flock out of my...
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So, I have never had a problem paying my bills, but I finally decided to write out a table showing what comes in, and what goes out. I am now physically ill realizing just how much money I blow every month on fuck knows what.

I have been making extra payments on debt, and thinking I am doing the right thing, but to see that...
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So my sons 4th birthday party was yesterday. It was awesome. A dozen cake fueled 4 year olds with eye patches, bandanas, and inflatable pirate swords at the community pool getting nuckin futs! It was so much fun.

Especially the discovery of a particularly large contingent of MILFs from my sons day care. Sweet jesus! Two showed up in the skimpiest bikinis they could find,...
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Todays blog is brought to you by creepy folks......otherwise known affectionately as psycho's, freaks, weirdos, and etc.

In general, I am very leery of Craigs List, Ebay, and etc... I am not a fan of having strangers come to my house do they can see the shit in my house, and then decide to come back and rob me. Paranoid? Probably. I prefer to think...
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Dear stomach virus,


Go fuck yourself.


That is all.

The entire house has some form of stomach bug...

except me... SO spent the weekend taking care of everybody, doing the laundry, the dishes, going to the store, cooking, and etc...

And now I can feel my stomach starting to cramp up.

Awesome. Not.

Work was a bear today. 15 hours, short periods of intensity, followed by long lulls of boredom. I love it and I wouldn't do anything else, but man I was happy for this day to end.

Nice cold beer, quiet house, and I am unwinding nicely.


Only down side, is didn't get to see my kids tonight. I like to make sure I give each...
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So I hurt my back yesterday. I work out 5 days a week, and I like to think I am in pretty good shape. My problem is, I am what many people refer to as "stupid" and I push myself too hard, and do bad things like this.


So I spent all night sitting up in bed with a heating pad under my back and...
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So for Fathers day, I got to do six loads of laundry, the dishes twice, take my boy to the pool, and spend 4 hours installing new faucets, drain plugs, towel racks, and towel paper holders in a bathroom. Oddly enough, thats exactly what I wanted.

Everything was great until this am. Got the kids up and ready for school, fed, and myself all dolled...
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