IS HE???? *jumps up at the window and peeks into the glen..uh..the passes-as-forest that occupies my backyard*...Merry men in tights, and you can forget about them tights now wont you, but anyway, here be a lass in distress, will you carry news from the King that hes going to give me a Considerable Amount of Gold??? Pretty pretty pleeeeez. I can burst into a lovely folk song in a second if that adds to my chances!
Why, me? I would never (.."no nay never no more...") lure anybody. Most certainly not. Did you know theres a Russian water spirit in form of a beautiful woman- she haunts waterfronts and lures men to a watery death.