she told me masturbating would make god send me to hell.

aw that poor little dickens
my grandma used to tell me to pray.

Our grandparents must have been related because mine used to say something very similar, "Sonny, all you need for a good time is a chinchilla and some lube."

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That Chinchilla is awesome.Holy Shit!!!! I didnt even see your storm trooper pic.Thats awesome, speaking of star wars, I have been getting into too many light saber fights lately.I have some pretty nice battle wounds and all that I have to say is the husband wont be coming home to a whole wife.......fuckin light sabers, hahahaha.

Later!!!!!

hum... far awaY ??

god that chinchilla makes me horny

exactly

oh holy spirit.... if I see one more of thoses hot pics.. I'm going to have a clit ring on fire situation...

hahahaha
that is so awesome ! where do you find all this great stuff !

hum...magick you say ???

* suddently turns around and see's God behind her sleeping on the bed ..... *

can you make that happend ?????


*ray of hope *

People are starting to be scared of our beloved chinchilla....

anyways.. when are you comming here... its soooooooo boring.... I need the amazing rando lol


*hugs*

My grandmother always told me to crush my enemies with a mighty hammer forged by dwarves, so to this dya I kill many people in her name. To you grandmother shall I make the world neel and cry blood. HAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ZAAAAAAAA!