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I've been torn lately. Surfing or school. Staying or leaving. Cutting my hair or letting it grow. My desire to pack up and leave or stay and make a difference. There's got to be a third option. It worked with boxers or briefs...

I've been reading Plato's Symposium again. Should I stop?

I have new neighboors upstairs. I knew I should have taken the master bedroom; whenever someone moves in up above I'm underneath the kids' room. Why do they stomp so much?

Why have I been spending so much money?

How long can one go without sex before one is a born-again virgin?

I'm tutoring disadvantaged kids in Venice tomorrow. I've got profiles of all the kids, but I'm not allowed to choose which one I want to be assigned to. I couldn't help but choose one in my mind. Am I selfish?

I'm going to wine country for a wedding on Saturday. Why can't I live closer to beer country?

I haven't seen my roommate in three days. Where is she?

I'm going on a cruise this December. Does Mexico sound good?

I saw Blackalicious last week. I just realized I'm missing the Genitorturers at the Key Club right about now. That's the second time. Why does this always happen?

They tell you all your life that looks really don't matter, but then they talk about love at first sight. Sometimes I wish I was blind.

Tell me a joke.