Into:
- golf and masturbating
- strangling animals
- Gender:
- MALE
- Height:
- 5'10"
- Body Type:
- A few extra pounds
- I Am Looking For:
- A woman
- Drug Use:
- Drug free
- Booze:
- I am a complete drunkard
- Sex:
- If we get along and there's a spark
- Politics:
- None apply, you assholes
- Cigarettes:
- Nope
- Weed:
- Nope
- Diet:
- Omnivore
- Religion:
- Richard Dawkins is my co-pilot
- Status:
- Single
5 Things That I Can't Live Without:
- music
movies
books
food
water
I Spend Most Of My Free Time:
- being boring and wishing i was less so.