machete

38, home-maker A.K.A Martha Motherfucking Stewart.

  • Animal Lover
  • Crafty
  • Homebody

Followers 15277 Following 5870

My Idea of a Good Time:

  • Support local music. Go to a show.

Into:

  • art
  • carne asada tacos
  • cooking
  • dancing around in the car
  • drinking beer
  • elephants
  • knitting and anything with yarn.
  • music
  • sext messaging
  • shows
Gender:
FEMALE
Height:
5'6"
Drug Use:
Down the hatch
Status:
Exclusive relationship
Kink Factor:
I buy sex toys at the hardware store
Politics:
None apply, you assholes
Cigarettes:
Nope
Weed:
Occasionally
Booze:
Occasionally
Diet:
Omnivore
Body Type:
Slender

5 Things That I Can't Live Without:

  • conditioner
  • my hubby
  • my pups
  • yarn