slyfauxfail

42, Dat Ass Hoe! Hahaha yeah whatever.

  • Photographer
  • Starving Artist
  • Techie

Followers 130 Following 2565

My Idea of a Good Time:

  • Internet. All night. Again.
  • Support local music. Go to a show.

Into:

  • bikes
  • ...dat ass hoe
  • guns
  • music
  • racing
  • women
  • xbox

5 Things That I Can't Live Without:

  • ...? dat ass hoe

I Spend Most Of My Free Time:

  • in dat ass hoe
  • trying hard.

Music:

  • ...there we go ass & titties
Gender:
MALE
Height:
5'9"
Weight:
200lbs
Body Type:
Average
I Am Looking For:
A woman
Sex:
If you get me drunk
Kink Factor:
I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
Cigarettes:
I'm giving up
Politics:
None apply, you assholes
Booze:
Occasionally
Weed:
Occasionally
Diet:
Omnivore
Religion:
Richard Dawkins is my co-pilot
Status:
Single

Television:

  • i have regular vision
  • ...nah daw
  • tell you what?

Films:

  • 300
  • belly
  • blow
  • boondock saints
  • debbie does dallas
  • devils rejects
  • doom generation
  • forest gump
  • gumo
  • happy tree friends
  • porn?
  • pulp fiction
  • red vs blue

Books:

  • ²
  • meh. who haaaaassss tiiiiiiime geeze. psssh.
  • stacks then books
  • the mythilogical illogical anarchist cookbook

Artist:

  • i am yes...
  • salvador dali

Video Games:

  • division 2
  • leasure suit larry