Public Drunkenness (self admission)
Illegally selling sea shells on the sea shore
Unpaid moving violations
Recommending the Hawk Tuah Coin to investors
Putting peanut butter in my chocolate
Failure to Appear in Court
Taking the HOA hostage
Kung Fu Fighting
False 9-1-1 call (@snaggletooth_fenton and his scuffle wasn't an emergency)
Being armed and gregarious
Faking orgasms
Impersonating a Rabbi and preforming Bris with a Chainsaw.
Hacking the Gibson
Pirating film posters and DVD's
Filming people who post pirating films and DVD's
Illegally breeding pedigree cats
Attempting to breed with pigeons
Breeding cats and pigeons
Obstruction of Justice (by blocking a police investigation)
Making spooky noises in the Northern Ural Mountains on February 1st 1959
Perjury
@snaggletooth_fenton- I might look old, but I was born in the year 1974!
Miss appropriating and pranking use of a Time Machine.
Attempted murder- on me! An attempt to try to see the Northern lights on the border with Canada ended up in another rendezvous with @ferkixlll who wasn't happy to see me again.
Doing an Adam Sandler impression
Indecent Exposure