Wednesday Apr 09, 2003

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PervyPunk rigged a picture for me so now I don't have to look at the SG logo anymore.

America
Taking other people's shit since 1776
thirty:
Go to hell, you dirty communist hippie.

Wednesday Apr 09, 2003

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If I had powers, I would use them for evil. Evil, evil, evil.
littledeadkid:
evil powers rock if i had evil powers id run around giving people weggies and chafing in weird spots

Tuesday Apr 08, 2003

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The new phone books are here!
The new phone books are here!

Seriously, they really are. I went outside to smoke and the guy was delivering them. I really wanted to start yelling that in my front yard (you know, like in the Jerk) and I would have, except the delivery guy was kind of an older man and I didn't want him to think...
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voltaire:
you are funny as hell...... thanks for the entertainment..... your comments crack me up..... they might piss off other girls, but I can'y help laughing at them..... rock on.....
linz:
i love boobs and newspapers! i dont see why mixing the two would be such a problem.

Monday Apr 07, 2003

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DAMMIT! I don't know why, but somebody is on my "friend of" list. That's a dirty, dirty lie. I have no friends, it says so on my "friends" list. What the fuck is the world coming to when a man can't even be a complete loser? I worked damn hard to not be anyone's friend (well no, not really it was pretty easy) and someone...
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demoivre:
Okay, dude. You are making me laugh. No, seriously!

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nic:
A Page 3 girl is a girl whos on Page 3 of the Sun newspaper with her boobs out.

Monday Apr 07, 2003

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If I had a lightsaber
a poem by Thirty

If I had a lightsaber, that would be really swell
I could chop off peoples arms and legs and send them off to Hell
If Circle K was out of Parlaiment Lights, I would not complain
I'd tell the clerk "Thanks anyway" then lop off a piece of his brain
I'm sure there would be ways...
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Monday Apr 07, 2003

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People are protesting the war all over the country. I hope it makes them feel better about themselves because that's all protests are good for. Bush is not listening. America has a long history of ignoring opinions of dissent. Go ahead and protest. Go ahead and have intellectual discussions about the morality of war. Go ahead and write stupid tirades like this.

Because it doesn't...
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Saturday Apr 05, 2003

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Notes to self:

1. Whiskey is not an acceptible substitute for cough syrup.

2. Neither is cheap tequilla.

3. If you're going to walk to the store piss drunk at four in the morning to buy cough syrup, make sure you're walking the right way.

4. Police officers don't think you're funny.

5. "That's a mighty red neck you have there," is never a good...
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morgan:
oh goodness...sounds like an interesting morning.

Friday Apr 04, 2003

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Oops, sorry. As a means of reconditioning myself, I'm making a conscious effort to resist the urge to disregard the random thoughts that float through my head and instead manifest them in some capacity when they surface (I'd just call it stream of consciousness, but it make me seem smarter if I prentend I'm on to something new). My journal here has been a great...
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perilsensitive:
=)

By the way, that isnt my website, but I really really dig it.
december:
if you walked all that way and found me, you would be highly rewarded!

Friday Apr 04, 2003

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Hmmm........carbon dioxide or drug overdose. Overdosing would be a lot more fun, but carbon dioxide would probably be quicker.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.
lenore:
Drug overdose actually REALLY sucks. Although I've never tried carbon dioxide I would advise against BOTH. But anyway...

kiss
perilsensitive:
I don't think either of them are particularly fast.

Either way, I don't recommend it. I don't know if you perscribe to any particular beliefs of the afterlife, but I know I would hate to be wrong and ending up only making my situation worse.

Practice escapism instead. I paint miniatures and play wargames. It is a great way to consume many hours that I would otherwise be using to rail ineffectually against the world we live in. Extremely cathartic.

Seriously though, suicide is teh suk. If you are just making a joke and I have seriously misinterpreted what you wrote, I apologize for erring on the side of caution.

Friday Apr 04, 2003

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I'm becoming concerned about my body's snot production. Not so much that it produces snot, but rather the rate at which it produces it. The sheer volume is overwhelming.

Where are you when I need you, medical science?

On a more serious note, I think I have that killer cold/flu/thingy. I certainly hope so. Cross your fingers for me, and maybe I'll get lucky.

Thursday Apr 03, 2003

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I have sent Sean or Spooky or whatever the hell his name is a piece of literary art I have entitled "Lament of the Phone Gnome". Perhaps he will like it. Perhaps he will not. Perhaps I will have Rasin Bran for lunch today.
debrajean:
your profile=funny to me
blixasinister:
I think he goes by whatever-the-hell-my name-is. You're better off yelling his nickname "hey you" since you might get some weird looks yelling out his full name.
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