Anchors away! Rose is the captian of the U.S.S. Suicide. She will be taking us for a three hour tour of the bath tub seas. Areas of interest include the hip bone straights the giant spiders of breast bone hill and the rubber ducky nesting grounds. If you should run into any trouble a floatation device is located under your seat. Please sit back relax and enjoy the trip. Oh, one more thing, the captain prefers to sail in the nude, hope you don't mind.