Sunday Apr 16, 2006

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leaving the planet.
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howdy2:

HI!

I lost my old profile, and have to start over again.
Luckily I remember a few of my favorite friends by name. biggrin

Add me again please? kiss

howdy2:

wishing you will return to this planet - or send pics from yours tongue

Thursday Mar 23, 2006

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oh boy. the fortune cookie saga continues. check this one out: "alas! the onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

now i will mention harold. harold is hot. he has a hot jawbone. he has white hair that sticks out over the ears. and he knows how to split wood with a maul. in the '60s somebody stomped his foot while wearing...
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katierose:

thanks lady, love your set too...what i ment by greenies is how crazy animals get for em...but i guess that would equal to crack
hmm i'll stick w/pot kiss

sacredwhore:

Sleeping in makeup is I supose, subject to whatever you are doing before you pass out. And a lot of that can look good the next day.

A week of unremoved makeup and painting till I drop is the most like a painting I've looked. I love when I can't tell the makeup from the paint and I don't know if a new mark on clothing is permanent or to be enjoyed briefly. Number everything and then forget it.

Sunday Mar 05, 2006

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voodooapple30:

HI LOVELY,

just checking in! how are you? smile

sacredwhore:

Stream is a dainty word aint it? Peeing isn't very feminine. You should stop.

I sweat mine out of my pores like a shark.


Wet as in naive? Or as in laden?

Tractors make me wanna eat girls. I'm gonna go take my makeup off and sleep.

Sugar. wink

Thursday Mar 02, 2006

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Despite capital's loathing of the proverb sort of fortune cookie, i must (again) report on the genius of just such a cookie. i quote: "a mentor is someone whose hindsight can become your foresight."

to appease capital, i will also quote a second cookie possessing intelligence in the third quantile: "you are a gentleman of outstanding wisdom," it astutely observed.
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capital:

I get a central role in a journal entry??? Thats so exciting! Seriously. Narcissistically, I checked Ive been referenced in 2 total journal entries, so thats 2 points for me. Which led me to an overall comparison of the competition so far Im lagging behind fortune cookies by 1 point, lagging behind Nabokov by 2, and lagging behind animals in general by 5. I am tied with urine though, which is semi-honorary. Also, Im ahead of a wide range of other authors, movies, and life events. However, the greatest honor of all you wont believe this, so brace yourself Im tied with Harold. Thats so honorary its almost sacrilegious; because Im clearly so undeserving you may actually want to remedy that.

Last weekend, by the way, I insisted that we hang out with you, but the woman was sick and had too much work. What can ya do. Chicks right?

We should all hang out soon though. Its overdue.

feral:

How do you do? I am back, and I have done another drawing of you:

More later.

Friday Feb 10, 2006

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...Mother said to me: "Zhen! There won't be a penny in the house tomorrow, and the money your father is sending still hasn't come today. It's really desperate! Now you hurry over to Auntie Zhang's to borrow a dollar again..."

"Mother! The money Auntie Zhang loaned us only a few days ago still isn't paid back, and I'm afraid...
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chai:

yes, thats the point i dont agree totally with this "theory" too.. i cant believe that some peolple really choose "horrible" things... its just a theory someone told me i thought a while about! blush

calamity:

thanks for commenting on my set, gorgeous. wink number 48 and 49 love ya back. kiss

Wednesday Feb 01, 2006

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J and C and I walk towards the gallery. a plump grey squirrel starts up the bole of a tree, but its hind legs aren't working and it only gets 18 inches up before it flops to the ground. we gather around and argue over how to catch the creature and take it to be euthanized, scaring the daylights out of it so that...
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misterpoop:

how come intersex babies make you sad? because you have phallophilia?

No. It wasnt really the intersex babies that made me sad as it was the dying squirrel and that they, the babies, were lumped in with the poor booger in your post. It was the first image of the morning: Intersex babies and a spade smashing a squirrel. I dont know anything about intersex babies. But again the first images were of babies interlocked in prenatal sex and then of babies sans sexual organs; babies born as barbie dolls. I hope you can see where I was coming from and that it was partly the dark humor of a reformed cynic who made a passing inference to your idea euthanasia.

As for Phallophilia the answer would be, no. The penis references in my bio are a joke (based on a semblance of truth.) which I think is apropos to this site. My identity is not necessarily contingent upon or confined by my sexual organ or by my gender in its entirety.

My personal preference & aesthetic leans toward androgyny which my intuition tells me is quite different than being an intersex individual. If my penis were a hero; Id have children. (not technically, merely mythologically which is all that matters to me.)

m3fr33ky:

fuck the squirrel find the asshole that hit it with the car and hit him over the head with the shovel and bag his inconsiderate ass.... ARRR!!! okay so I shoulnt talk to much cause I have on ocasion not been so good with the swerving and may have injured several woodland creatures...but I allwasy made sure they didnt suffer..... by backing over them or hitting them a second time..... its only humane...



ps....sardonic bullshit..

Friday Jan 20, 2006

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i have just posted some outtakes from my blue wave set in the outtakes album. enjoy!
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capricornus:

Lovely to see more of you.

illbillzillbub:

once again i'll attempt to dazzle with my vocabularic (huh?) prowess

....hubba hubba!!

Tuesday Jan 10, 2006

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you're looking at an idiot who thought "apology" has two p's. i haven't been this mortified since i laughed aloud during the silent prayer in church.
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satana:

I'll have to post some pictures of the ponies they saw last weekend.

Thanks, as well.

phreelancefoto:

Don't feel bad, one day in high school I forgot how to spell "of". For some reason I thought there had to be a V in it somewhere. shocked

Thursday Dec 29, 2005

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my goodness. as a recluse, i'm not used to all this oral interaction. or fingered interaction, as the case may be. regardless, i will have only sporadic access to the information superhighway from now until january 10, so don't condemn me for being too hoity-toity to respond to your titillating comments.
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_gone_:

it was because the tick burrowed into his skin & laid it's eggs .. so it was to late to help him

don't ask me why he didn't notice .. he said that he thought it was just a itchy rash & didn't do much about it .. so he ended up with a debilitating disease

jebustheimpaler:

you should read frege.

your dog is ok, but not as good as the schnauzer down the street.

and I dunno who she is, but someone should tell her she's a fucking fox.

Monday Dec 19, 2005

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praise god in heaven and on high! the long-awaited debut has finally occurred. i'm quite grinny from all of the excessively flattering things everybody has been writing to me. thank you for putting me in such a pleasant state.

i owe the success of the blue wave set to isabel, my able photographer.
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stickyrice:

You are hereby solicited. (In a good way! smile )

cheech:

Yeah, I think that's a story collection... I believe even the movie was a collection of stories. I never really watched it, though, just Creepshow.
...but there is a Atwood Cat's Eye. Honest. I even have a cut-out of the cover on the board in front of me. I doubly-lucked-out when I found my hardback copy in the libary used items, because not only did I get it free, but for some weird reason it had two dust jackets, so I cut out one and put it up.
Here's a poor-resolution copy of it; if you GoogleImages search, you can see the variations of this cover that have been used, or are being used for the paperback.

I think Ari Up is adorable. She had the most amazing get-up when interviewed for the "Rock and Roll" documentary series a few years back. Looonnnng curly brown dread-ish hair, dark tan, and a sorta white tutu and polka-dot blouse. Really nice! I thought, "Wow, she looks so young!" but then I found out she was like 14 when the Slits started playing.
I'd love to marry Ari; then Lydon would be... uh, my step-dad-in law? I think?