Wednesday Feb 02, 2011

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So I'm sitting here at my salon waiting on my client who swears she is almost here via text but is currently 43 fucking minutes late! I'm torn between saying fuck it and going home or giving her a serious lecture on proper etiquette then going home. Fuck!!!!!
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fuck:

Blah blah blah, I don't know you nor am I friends with you but I am trying to get participation in the SGDetroit group. If you are down to drink, not drink, dance, make fun of people to their faces, talk and make awkward conversation, I cordially invite you and whatever mob of friends you may or may not have or in some cases imagined or harbor in your head to participate in a little group outing, party, or whatever is a fancy French/Spanish/Japanese/foreign language word for dancing,talking, drinking, eating is. Once I get enough interest I will announce said party happenings with a time and place. I won't do this without a genuine and good number of people. I miss the old days, I'm getting active and doing something about it. Check the group for info/updates.

your friendly neighborhood asshole-
fuck

sundevildaddy:

Such patience - anywhere/one else would have hung the Closed sign at 15min - at least she showed

Tuesday Jan 25, 2011

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Well that was just awful! It really sucks hurting peoples feelings I mean nice people that really dont deserve it. Unfortunately, at times it is necessary. I had to break things off tonight with my boyish friend. It was all getting too much for me. Hes the sweetest thing but so needy. Hes one of those You complete me types. I figure Im whole and...
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catdad:

There's no doubt you are cuter. love

remi:

You did the right thing. <3 Cheer up girly.

Tuesday Jan 25, 2011

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It bums me out when people take advantage of my kindness but it will not discourage me. I'm going to be just as pleasant as always. The meanies won't win! tongue
magearwig:

I suggest you avoid politics! smile

xxxholic:

People will try to take advantage of the kindness. But there are always people who will also truly value your kindness and repay you. People screw me all the time, but that never stop me from helping people.

Don't stop being you.

Saturday Jan 22, 2011

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Adding food coloring to vodka and calling it "punch" might not have been one of my best ideas.
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the_matt79:

That is awesome. biggrin

drhamburger:

that's hilarious. nice.

Sunday Oct 17, 2010

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drgnslyr:

Hey beautiful.

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catdad:

Happy new year! Hope you are well.

Saturday Jul 03, 2010

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I never thought it was possible to be harassed by the police for drunk driving when you are drunk walking. No joke! Becca and I were just minding our own business, hoofing it down the street, when along come the cops in all their red white and blue glory. They pull over, get out of the car, and that's where the game begins.
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walterskinner:

In a similar situation, a cop asked me if I was drunk. I said that I was too drunk to drive, but not too drunk to walk, and he took that as sass. He asked a few more pointless questions before I went on my way. (I was walking to a cab stand.)

osbick:

uhuhuhuhuhuh! cops can be sooooooo fun!!biggrin

Thursday Jun 24, 2010

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sedition1216:

thats hilarious

lee:

Cute!

Friday May 28, 2010

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I wish I could clone myself become a lesbian, and date me. If nothing else we would have a fabulous woredrobe.love
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ron4164:

Sounds like a lot of fun too! biggrin

legman:

lol! tongue

Thursday Mar 25, 2010

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Why can't you stab stupid people? Especially when they are so hideously deformed by botox that it looks as if they are reentering the earths atmosphere. Stupid AND ugly... i just really lack tolerance for that shit.
seanhill:

move to L.A.
its easier to get away with it here.

ron4164:

Bag? biggrin

Sunday Jul 13, 2008

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No shit, I am fucking trashed! It's 6 in the fucking morning and I've been playing Frisbee since 4am. on Front Street. And I did it in my cherry festival dress. Oh my goodness do I ever feel like a big shinny ball of fabulousity! Hunny fucking bunny's, you just missed the bestest game of 4am. Front Street Frisbee EVER! Too much...
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soix:

Happy Birthday!!! kisskiss

ron4164:

Whoa!
Hello Lucinda!
Real nice new set! love love
Time to go look at your older one. biggrin
Hope you're doing well. kiss kiss