Why my cat is the shittttt, reason 394761 (or a blog entry that might bore you right to death)
Her fur is SO black. When she hangs out in the sun, it shines blue. It reminds me of how black hair looked in the old superman comics (admittedly, I haven't looked at a superman comic in about a zillion years, so this blue reflection/highlights in black hair could still be going on...I guess).
My other monstercat, Bogie, is also black. However, his hair is very dark brown in bright sunlight, and sort of striped. He lives with his papa now, but he is still my other baby. Bogie doesn't love me much, he's a real curmudgeon. Graziella thinks I'm the best catmom ever, and follows me everywhere, chirping and trying to cuddle my feet. Irritatingly adorable.
This weekend, Shaine and I worked a private party with my dad! It was all very amusing.
After, my dad came over and met this little jubejube of a cat. His extremely hilarious response was, "Wow, she's so cute....! But..... is she...normal? Do you think she is...." his voice drops to a concerned whisper, "a midget?"
(I'm terribly sorry if I've offended anyone with this quote, but come on.)
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
"No, dad, she's like 6 months old."
"Are you sure? She's short. I think she is a mini-cat."
Dear strange papa, WTF? Love, bewildered daughter.
I can not believe I just wrote a blog that long about .... cats.
Her fur is SO black. When she hangs out in the sun, it shines blue. It reminds me of how black hair looked in the old superman comics (admittedly, I haven't looked at a superman comic in about a zillion years, so this blue reflection/highlights in black hair could still be going on...I guess).
My other monstercat, Bogie, is also black. However, his hair is very dark brown in bright sunlight, and sort of striped. He lives with his papa now, but he is still my other baby. Bogie doesn't love me much, he's a real curmudgeon. Graziella thinks I'm the best catmom ever, and follows me everywhere, chirping and trying to cuddle my feet. Irritatingly adorable.
This weekend, Shaine and I worked a private party with my dad! It was all very amusing.
After, my dad came over and met this little jubejube of a cat. His extremely hilarious response was, "Wow, she's so cute....! But..... is she...normal? Do you think she is...." his voice drops to a concerned whisper, "a midget?"
(I'm terribly sorry if I've offended anyone with this quote, but come on.)
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
"No, dad, she's like 6 months old."
"Are you sure? She's short. I think she is a mini-cat."
Dear strange papa, WTF? Love, bewildered daughter.
I can not believe I just wrote a blog that long about .... cats.
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nah... coloring techniques are better nowadays!
lol! midget cat!