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link

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norritt:
cheaper then advertised!
noelani:
That is the best!
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The Zombie Mask

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect...
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radiobastet:
Not funny. Not funny at all. frown frown frown frown frown
lithium_picnic:
you're so sweet :-) can i add you as a friend?
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so i watched kill bill... amazing... then i watched house of the dead... and it was so bad i was actually angry...

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purged:
Speaking of 1000 corpses, I worship Sherri Moon
p4htrav:
told you so.
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so today i found out i know someone who works in the operating room... and i get stuff...

*dies*

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mirkwoodmaiden:
burt was it the good stuff? wink
mikael:
yay. can you get me some marinol?
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"if there's no reason to live, then that means there's no reason to die... which means i am invincible. i'm like highlander."

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lucenteen:
kick ass hell is imortal any ways so i was listen to the new APC albume and the #9 song makes me think of you its talking about a nurse with pharmace keys and for some reason i think of you lmao tongue biggrin
mrzablowdowski:
Take my head.
Lightning will fly out your hair and windows will explode.
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well the answer to my quiz was shel silverstein... he wrote a boy named sue and then johnny cash recorded it...

anyone ever hear the song written from the fathers prospective?

THE FATHER OF THE BOY NAMED SUE
[Silverstein's speaking voice:] Okay now years ago, I wrote a song named A Boy Named Sue, and that was okay and everything, except then I started...
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liquiddeath:
"where the sidewalk ends" was the shiat!
nicolelee:
thanks, girl. it means a lot.

now that this is actually happening.. wanna do a set together? here's the idea:

SPY VS. SPY...

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POP QUIZ!!!

who wrote a boy name sue?

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les:
Shel Silverstein!
penelopelee:
i was gonna guess johnny cash. that's probably not right, though. oh well.