No one's letting you go, and you're too polite to go. That's why a simple good-bye took five minutes. (I call it a "Jewish good-bye," because sometimes it takes longer to say good-bye than it did to drop in for, say, American Thanksgiving, or PASSOVER. Oy.)
Are you kidding me? You look amazing. I had no idea you looked so good like all the time; I tend to take makeup and airbrushing for granted, and just assume people look worse without those enhancements, but I am so fucking wrong when it comes to you. Holy fuck, hot 24/7.
Most people who can twerk get that butt clap going because they have really fat butts. The reason you can't twerk is because there's no excess fat: you have a *PERFECT* ass!