HW: Lame Jokes

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This weeks @bloghomework from @missy @lyxzen and @rambo is to tell you boobs and babes my lameo jokes...Unfortunately I only have one but enjoy:

1) You wanna hear a metaphor?! I banged this chick that's what I met a phor.

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rhea_:
Thank you much @rambo and @benjaminlongfellow
benjaminlongfellow:
You're welcome! 

Welcome to my third coffee blog (homework) @rambo @missy @charmaine @lyxzen

I attended my first Brewing Basics class at the Counter Culture Coffee in New York this week! And yes brewing coffee is FUCKING SCIENCE! We had a few little labs where we changed various variables so we could see how different changes effected the coffee. It was hugely helpful and a lot of fun...
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dracoth:
can you use "espresso" beans to make a regular cup of coffee? or just regular beans?
bnviking:
Simply the Teacher in you. Nice Coffee lesson--- All smiles : )))

science fiction

"Everything is becoming science fiction. From the margins of an almost invisible literature has sprung the intact reality of the 20th century." --J.G. Ballard Come surf the future fantastic with us.

i do believe at one point a homework assignment from @missy @rambo @lyxzen was "favorite movies"...i dont do well with this topic because i have several; but there is one in particular that's pretty relevant right now.

Natural Born Killers <3 my most recent set (shot by the super adorable @anemona), "Born Bad", was inspired by the film. It's the scene in...
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rambo:
Such a good movie!
littlejohn22:
it was a great and disturbing movie, i would say Good Will Hunting is my most favourite followed close by with Saving Private Ryan

someone's blog ended up on FP under the "best of" tab and as i glanced at it i noticed it was one of those homework assignments that we sometimes see. i'm fully aware that the purpose of those is to get SGs and hopefuls to post more original content on the site, but i thought it'd be fun to chime in and...
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shines:
Sorry I misspelled her name. My bad.
chiwi:
@levee is the bizness, personal fave.

I was alerted to some drama going on around here by @dmaggot. I hadn't seriously logged on in a day or so. What a difference a day makes! But I guess I should admit that I generally don't pay attention to drama around here, not anymore anyway.

(I've put a tl;dr at the bottom for those of you who don't...
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legman:
"That's me naked"  I SEE!! :D  yer cute lil' doggie is watching your feet! :D
legman:
"The best part about flying under the radar here"  YOU CAN FLY??? :O  :P

SYDNEY SHOOTFEST

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Well hello there everyone,

It has been one day since I got back home from the Shootfest and not only am I super sore from posing (my back is killing me but wait til you see how I can arch my back, WOO!) I am super sad. I wish it was Shootfest weekend every weekend haha.

Heres a picture of a bunch of us together...
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vaness:
Looks like so much fun!
bnviking:
@VORPAL  All of Guys are Amazingly Gorgeous.  Loves

Clarity

Blog Post By missy

I know there has been lots of confusion about the recent archivals and what this means for SG as a company. I want to clarify that all of the girls who were archived recently either asked to be archived, or exhibited such a pattern of unhappiness with SG that it became clear that it was best for us to part ways. We love all of...
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darwin:
In all honesty, it sounds like the ego was a little expanded. I understand Suicide Girls obviously has strings here and there and pull between girls and those who run the site, however, staying humble is always a good way to go.
darwin:
Also, @sunshine I think you said it very well. I was thinking a good bit of that but I'm glad someone with your credential said something along those lines. 

Hello SG Land!

What's on your mind today?

It has been a while! How are you all doing?
Well well well.. were do I begin?
I have a lot of things to talk about, but in this blog I want to talk about the Suicidegirls night we organized in Bologna (Italy)!

There were so many girls: @riae @eden @tifereth @slim @gufina @stellae @rubyvelvet @lauretta
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prongs:
You're all so gorgeous and it looked like a blast!
saralilith:
<3 <3 I love u !
blitzenslayn

What do people enjoy? Straight black coffee, coffee with cream and sugar, either or? Flavored creamers? What do you like the most in your cup of coffee?

I personally prefer three spoons of sugar in the raw, covered with milk, then strong coffee on top. Trying to go down to ...

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sissybeth:

Depends on my mood! Sometimes I like strong coffee with just a splash of milk then other times I like a good latte!

melusine2908:
milk and honey :3

Humor, laughing, light heartedness... I NEED this in my life! Life can be so demanding, so overwhelming, so constricting; I need to laugh! So this week's @bloghomework given by @missy and @rambo is sure to be the highlight of my week!!

**The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why did you bring your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell...
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prongs:
Stunning picture and i love those jokes!
bindi:
Thank you all so much!  :D  I was sitting here, giggling like crazy, as I was typing this blog!  If I crack myself up enough -and it has to be a really good one- I snort.  HAHAHA!    

"Tell us about your favorite set and the day you shot it"

My favorite set until the time is The Dark Fairy. It was done in São Paulo by @yogue and I had to travel to another state, then to a distant city to find this beautiful pine forest. It's my favorite because it was made with love, everything was planned with dedication, from
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prongs:
Youre so stunning! Holy guacamole.
fenrisulf124:
Foxy minx

So I feel inspired to answer to the very first question asked as @BLOGHOMEWORK

@MISSY @RAMBO @LYXZEN

"What some people think makes us strange, or weird, or fucked up, we think is what makes us beautiful.
THIS IS OUR IDEA OF BEAUTY REDEFINED."


This... Plain and simple... (Or not so simple)
These words are PERFECT and precious and I can't even begin trying to...
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prongs:
I agree so much, I've been  to be official on SG since I was about 15
missbizarre:
<3 ! Your community point of view is really inspiring! Being a SG is something that I've wanted since I was 18. 

all boobs great and small

Small Boobs! Big Boobs! Boobs that look like rocks! Fake Boobs! Skinny Boobs! Even boobs in boobie socks!