Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

One in ten people in America are silently screaming right now. They’re...

In what may be the most pathetic villain campaign since the War on Christmas, Republicans have picked a new bad guy: the Association...

For years I have listened to right wing lunatics, like Rush Limbaugh, describe a liberal who does not exist. Right wing radio is full of non-stop blathering...

If to err is human, then Joe Biden, a.k.a. the human gaffe machine, is a super human. He loves to...

Louis, by the grace of God, King of France and Navarre, to all US citizens, greeting from the year 1708:



You...

Picking Asshole Fuckfaces is not easy. It can be quite stressful and, in my case, has led to the end of 16 marriages. So, to help with the stress, every...

Canada's federal Leaders Debate has never seen a talk like this before. In a debate first, the official Leaders Debates (held October 1 in French and October...

The first of one vice presidential debates will be held tonight in Saint Louis, Missouri. Most expect it to be a spectacular failure of the candidate they...

Ahead of tomorrow evening's vice presidential debate, some kind soul has just posted footage on YouTube of lamb-to-the-slaughter Sarah Palin doing the thing...

Fine election season apparel for the kids.












Thanks...

I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah Palin’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. It’s actually hard to believe just 27 days...

Yesterday the first volleys were fired by the religious...

Today is the final day for you to register to vote in many states. Don't be a punk.



Do...

This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

John McCain is too old to be president. It’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a refreshing...

The United States Department of Homeland Security scares...

Asshole Fuckface is not just a label. The term can also be used as a verb, such as, “I am going to do some serious Asshole Fuckfacing today.” Since the...

This one means quite a bit to me, personally. Ever since L.B.J., my home state of Nebraska has been staunchly Republican, giving our 5 little electoral...

Hilary once appeared to be the perfect candidate for feminist voters –– intelligent, determined, and dedicated in her pursuit of valiant social causes like...

What about some canadian politics? An election is coming this autumn, which means the next month will be crucial to the history of North America.

There...

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCain’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...

This political ad is airing in Ohio, and I am assuming that it is also airing in other parts of the Nation also:



It...

Hello, fellow Asshole Fuckface hater. This week we have a smörgåsbord of Asshole Fuckfaces. For centuries my people have been scouring the Earth, looking...

It's going to be interesting...

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

He's a lumberjack...

Few of us were fortunate enough to escape the bizarre ape-shittery that...

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the surge...

The 14 October federal election has only been announced for one day, but incidents of flying insults, accusations, and uses of the word "illegal" have already...

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and I’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. That’s how alive works.

In an attempt to defeat the evil empire in the 2004 election, Michael...

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. He’s having a big boo hoo party over America’s questioning of his moronic...

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because it’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

I’m not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they’re supposed to provide a steady legion...

What do you do if your sixteen-year old daughter is pregnant with a baby that's going to have Down's Syndrome? Tell her to have the baby, then pretend...

Ah, Asshole Fuckfacing. It’s a glorious thing to behold, not because it’s beautiful, but because it makes you think you are a better person than you actually...

While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...