BY THE COOLER KING

The world is full of assholes. An unending sea of roiling, bubbling assholes, growing, spawning combining to bring forth even bigger,...

SuicideGirls Visits Set of Friday the 13th, Part 1

by Ryan Stewart


"Hey Jason, over here!" I...

Normally I wouldn't be too excited about (or even interested in) two famous people "fighting" unless they were actually fighting. But normally, one of those...

Yeah, that's right. Twenty dollars in cold hard cash to the person who can find an original or funny moment in Mike Myers' new film The Love Guru.

Or, what passes for Indy these days. That may seem harsh but, yeah, he's not the man he was in his prime. But, somehow, shockingly, despite that creaky...

The SG community is no stranger to the works of Chuck Palahniuk. The term "Suicide Girl," after all, is credited...

Oh no! A massive, planet-wide catastrophic event has crippled society. And, look, over there, here comes another massive, planet-wide catastrophic event!

Bill Cosby is making a hip-hop album. That was the seemingly insane story months ago and I recall it being mentioned here with some amusement.

The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf" and, unfortunately,...

Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give...

The release of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer this week was...

Yes, it's not just wishful thinking. According to this recent and widely reported article,...

Ok, you see this? This is Meet The Spartans.



This needs to stop. Like, right fucking...

"What do you want to get out of Scientology?"

That's what the guy sitting across the chintzy Formica table from me wanted to know.

“Ummm…”

Seven...

Who likes paying taxes? Not me. I bet you don't as well. But what do we do about it? Not a thing. Unless you count whining as "doing something." You do?

Will Smith, America's next top Scientologist, is in the news because of some...

SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007

By Ryan Stewart


It was a crowded, cut-throat year in which...

Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled...

Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent),...

I am sad. As documented by this very site, I've been blown away...

In this month's Vanity Fair actress Katherine Heigl admits that even though she starred in the movie Knocked...

Most of you probably think that "The View" is unwatchable and its very existence inconsequential but I disagree (at...

It's not often that a magician's trick actually creates the opposite effect on the observing audience. I mean, when...

It's fair to assume that most of you, like me, plan on seeing Sweeney Todd...

I'm sure it's no surprise to those of you familar with mainstream movies to hear that most of them have been focus-grouped...

I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about...

Back in October 2006, the Suicide Girls made their CBS debut when they strutted their stuff on camera and took over...

The title says it all. This promo for "The Wire" Season 5, is funnier than ninety percent of the "comedy" on TV.

It's...

My dislike of noted jerk-off/"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis has been covered on this site before.

Shock rock singer Marilyn Manson has been accused...

I'm sure most of you are familiar with Showtime's hit series "Californication," whether it's from SG's own involvement...

Well, today's the day. Robert Zemeckis' Beowulf hits theaters nationwide and,...

As I wrote yesterday, this week marks the premiere of Robert Zemeckis' big screen adaptation of Beowulf,...

I've been a comic book fan for my entire life. That carries a lot less stigma nowadays, than it did growing up. But...

For those who slept through high school lit class, the name "Beowulf" may be nothing more than distant, saved-by-Cliff's...

Entertainment Weekly and TV Land have teamed up to bring you the top 50 of TV's...

From the New York...

What would it be like to live in a world with no TV or movies? How would boring people escape pre-sex conversation? How would dysfunctional families avoid...

Last night in Los Angeles, After Dark Films and all its scantily clad, fright-fest loving elite...

Or, maybe Fabio mopped the floor with Clooney.