Turns out Democrats can be just as horrible, hateful people as our GOP friends. This week Democrats in a couple of primaries took the low road with ugly...
The Republicans are masters of using race to stir up white anger and fear to win elections. They play the race card, as it is referred to by hacks, and...
While researching this latest installment of Food Coma I came across this quote from Sri Sathya Sai Baba the highly revered Indian spiritual leader.
“One...
I can't imagine a parody of an out-of-touch, overly paranoid headline would look any more ridiculous than this actual headline.
And how was the Summercase on Saturday???
I can't tell you the 100% of it because I drank too much. Nah, it's never too much.
I arrived at the end...
Asshole Fuckface Day is upon us again, like a horny mutt banging away on our legs. It never stops. It can’t. Because there will always be Asshole Fuckfaces...
Republicans seem to be having some sort of summer corruption blowout. Between an on-the-run Karl Rove, a gagged EPA, a law breaking Justice Department...
For those of you who don’t know, Jon Voight penned an Op-ed for the Washington Times...
The hangover is over (hah!)
What inspired me to end with such a terrible hangover?
The answer is Summercase...
This week’s Watchmen festival is finally wrapping up for me. I’m done. How much Watchmen can one guy take? Upon arriving, I thought this was a Comic...
One does not know terror until one walks the floor of Comic Con San Diego. There are poor bastards walking around dressed like Wookies, many soldiers from...
You lucky son of a bitch. You could have died this week, or been turned into a vegetable by doing to many whippits, or salvia. But you made it. God damn...
Wherever I go this year, all I hear is what the Comic Con used to be. My friends, strangers on the street and even Hollywood writers who used to come here...
Well, I was supposed to arrive in San Diego today and make my way to Comic Con. The powers that be at SG paid my way and in exchange, I am supposed to...
Smell that? It's a giant pile of bullshit called the free market falling from the sky. Socialism is constantly warned against and the free market held...
For those of you who don't know, SG will have a booth at Comic Con in San Diego this week, July 23-27. Suicide Girls will be manning (wow, that was an...
Now that we are in the middle of an energy disaster brought on by years of idiotic energy policy that were begun under the Grand Retard, Ronald Reagan,...
Often in my writing for SuicideGirls I’ve talked about girls, but I haven’t talked a lot about suicide. Last week a friend of mine attempted it, unsuccessfully,...
BY THE COOLER KING
The world is full of assholes. An unending sea of roiling, bubbling assholes, growing, spawning combining to bring forth even bigger,...
Wow. Here we are. Who knew we would make it another week and enjoy the horrors of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup together? Sadly, I had much to choose...
It’s 12:30 AM Friday morning July 18 and I find myself in Gelsenkirchen, Germany.
Gelsenkirchen.
Home of… um, home of nothing that I know of and...
Barack Obama decided a month or so ago to begin taking the traditional Democratic path to the White House. It involved looking as much like a Republican...
Last Saturday, I attended a massive all-day concert down by Brooklyn’s Gowanus Canal. With a dry heat hovering around 75 degrees, the weather was freakishly...
The Green Party had a nice little run, but they have clearly turned into the joke they were always destined to be. The Green Party began in 1991 and was...
Remember 1993? Boy, I sure do. I was obsessed with White Zombie, Warhammer 40,000, and pretty much every girl's tits at school. And, yes, I am including...
Texas has always prided itself on being BIG. Big state, big steaks, big trucks, big hats... and now, while the rest of the world is still looking for J.C.'s...
The New Yorker magazine is probably best known for its cartoons which never seem to make any sense and are rarely...
Stories about the RIAA bullying music fans are so ubiquitous it's nearly...
That awesome title is compliments of my pal, the fellow dragons-vikings-aliens loving Drake. It's the title of the email she sent me which delivered...
Good for you. I mean it. You survived another week and can now enjoy the fruits of your living: The Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Feel free to take a moment...
Water is a finite resource. The planet doesn’t make more. I’m not going to explain it to you, because you should have learned it in 6th grade. One would...
Holy shit, just when you think the right wing can’t be more retarded, WALL-E comes out and...
I suppose I should be happy. I wrote a story back in January that lamented the current sad state of...
Just one day after Americans celebrated the birth of their horrible nation, they can celebrate something more important: Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day.
Living in these trying economic times, sometimes one who's strapped for cash has to resort to more...unorthodox...
The World Youth Day Papal Circus is due in Sydney (Randwick Racecourse)...
The American economy is about to come to a grinding halt. You are totally fucked if you buy food, gas or anything. The U.S. economy is not just slowing...
A few months back, the polygamy-loving Texas sect of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints made the news for all the wrong reasons...
It’s time to start dragging Bush Republicans out of their homes and urinating on their faces. If that is not possible, we should hold them down and rub...
I should like to start with a slight apology. I am unable to link directly to the story I am discussing, as The New Yorker...
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Well I am glad to see that your drama background has eeked its way into all aspects of your life... My... More ...
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