I was laughing out loud for a good 3-5 minutes when I saw these titles 😜. Can’t believe I didn’t register this more quickly 🤔😁😂.
Check This: “The Woman Darth Vader Wanted To Penetrate The Most With His Lightsaber” https://youtu.be/F7jLATe2iRM; & “When Darth Vader Entered A Woman’s Cave” .... https://youtu.be/4QOuauKS2uQ
These are real excerpts from two Canon comic books 🤔🤨😏.
How did they NOT...
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Well I have hit another low tonight......
"Ye Shall Know the Truth and the Truth Shall Set You Free" .... whomever wrote that was full of bullshit!
I've been making money with this Rideshare company for 2 years now - one was to move out to another city; then to return to a city that has no love for me - ergo going to strip...
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16 days left till the big day. I am shopping for my buddies - butt naked even :-P! Trying to find the right gift can be a pain in the ass :-(. Apparently Amazon is like the big dog here in shopping nowadays. I use to joke about this website being Skynet - now Legion apparently :-P. It's like I can't stop using it now....
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Someone on my ride-sharing offered me a BJ just to put her music on.
She was doing the dutty 6th street that night though 🧐😒🤨. I KNOW she can’t of any good - am I right fellow Austinites out there in this site 😋? And not to judge but if I want a BJ from a chick, you better not be doing drugs of ANY...
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I curse myself for not having doing this for so long :-(. I finally went into that nudy bar and tried to enjoy myself. Of course I lacked more money for some satisfaction. The first girl...maybe. Didn't quite cum up yet, but she was pressing very hard. I was nearer an explosion with the second girl....but here's the thing: she was hairy. I mean how...
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Well, I love it how my body keeps reminding me that I am not young anymore :-(.....
When you're 40+ in youthful driven town like Austin, you're ALWAYS constantly reminded that you're not wanted here in someway. Any acknowledgement - based on yourself or someone - will just confirm that you're no longer able to carry on the way that you used to kick it...
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