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Let me tell you a story of the most difficult, stressful ,and tedious activity known to mankind. It's called Professional Music Recording. Long and painful is the road of the recording artist. Since we have gotten the interest of record labels the next step on the evolutionary ladder to super rock stardom is the fucking record. Or better known to it's friends as the fucking...
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I am back from the dead. I finally goty the fucking internet back after 2 long ass months. Me and my buddies upstairs were splitting the line from the telephone pole and we got caught. Thank god for the uncanny ability to play dumb."What do you mean officers, how the hell could I climb the fucking pole?" Any hoo asw usual The Subterranean Jack will...
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Brand New and Unique. The Subterranean Jack is playing The Roxy on Sunset, Saturday March12th at 9:15 pm. If you missed the first show don't miss the next one, we are opening for The Dreaming. (Former members of Stabbing Westward and Coal Chamber.) If you want to get in for free email me with your full name, so you and plus however many you want...
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Hello and welcome back to the show. Our topic of the day is. The Subterranean Jack. What the fuck is a Subterranean Jack?Every person that roams this planet has been exposed to a Subterranean Jack. The definition of this rare happening is as such. A Subterranean Jack is the name or title of the noun that has taken over your life without your knowledge.
For...
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God Damn I needed an update.

I only have one thing to say.
No matter what happens in life, people treat you bad, your job sucks, can't express yourself properly, goals not being met you gotta keep on trucking. There is no excuse for not trying.
Give life the hell it gives you.

Gather round children and witness a spectacle to be remembered. Fly to the West Hollywood to The one and only Roxy on Sunset Blvd.

On Monday a band created by fate with a purpose will grace the stage at 11 pm. I'm sure you have been to lots of shows, but I know this. You haven't seen a band like that. They really are an...
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Once more into the breech dear friends, I go to the Sunset Strip in Hollywood. To swim through an ocean of the famous and the infamous. Prostitutes, and Models in which there is no difference, and the worst forms of human behavior. The primal side unleashed in the form of a Trauma, Black and Scandalous Melodrama, pain and suffering for no honor. In search of...
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The Subterranean Jack is playing at the Roxy on sunset blvd. Jan 31st at 11:00pm. It's a Metal Skool Monday and it's going to be off the fucking chain. If you want to come leave me your first and last names and how many +1's you need. For the Guest List. Our guest list is unlimited and open to all. If you want to go...
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I've found that even the most beautiful and important things in life are'nt really so. We've all spent our twilight hours in pious contemplation trying to conjure clever ways to gain attention. And when it's recieved it's cast off and defined as a weakness of the person who has given it to us. We seem to spend our whole lives and earnings on becoming something...
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The Subterranean Jack is playing again. All you mother fuckers come to The Roxy on Sunset Blvd. January 31st. And see the best fucking band in Hollywood rock the stage. I have never been so sure of anything in my life.