Man here in memphis we had a really bad storm and it knocked out just about everyones power. I was without it for about 11 days, It sucked!!!! Not to mention it had fried my computer but i had some old parts for it. Thank God. I had a really good time a few weeks back. I got to meet Beth, Rolanda, and Rachel it...
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Been a little while since i've updated so here is a new joke.Ah yes the dreaded list of things us men do not want ta hear. 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that....
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that....
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bluefreak:
the Evil one has returned Muahahahahahah
*rubber chicken of doom*
*rubber chicken of doom*
greenxxghostie:
how about "i don't know if the one you have in your wallet is small enough?"
heh heh, funny list, dude!
thanks for the kind words ( i'm sure you probably don't remember 'cause i haven't been to this site in a while, but you did say nice things in response to a sad little jounal entry of mine a while ago)
as it so happens i myself am pretty new at the keyboards-been playing guitar for a long time but only been tickling keys for about six months or so...but you know what works for me is palying on this big dopey Casio that i gat at a pawn shop-i can plug in my headphones so as only to sound like a wanker to myself-plus there's all those funny little sounds you can play the notes in- like "airplane" or "siren" and so on which can add much playfulness to those otherwise monotonous renditions of "blow the man down" or mary had a little lamb.
by the way, you sure are a cutie yourself! way to go with the gym, ( a phase i went through myself as a youth-i wasn't fat but overly paranoid and possibly somewhat anorexically oriented, though not anymore!) anyways, wahtever you did seems to have worked for ya, so keep it up! bye fer now
heh heh, funny list, dude!
thanks for the kind words ( i'm sure you probably don't remember 'cause i haven't been to this site in a while, but you did say nice things in response to a sad little jounal entry of mine a while ago)
as it so happens i myself am pretty new at the keyboards-been playing guitar for a long time but only been tickling keys for about six months or so...but you know what works for me is palying on this big dopey Casio that i gat at a pawn shop-i can plug in my headphones so as only to sound like a wanker to myself-plus there's all those funny little sounds you can play the notes in- like "airplane" or "siren" and so on which can add much playfulness to those otherwise monotonous renditions of "blow the man down" or mary had a little lamb.
by the way, you sure are a cutie yourself! way to go with the gym, ( a phase i went through myself as a youth-i wasn't fat but overly paranoid and possibly somewhat anorexically oriented, though not anymore!) anyways, wahtever you did seems to have worked for ya, so keep it up! bye fer now
Had two days off from work. Man that felt great I don't think I'll go back to work ever. Atleast thats what i tell myself. Monday I'll be back to the grind stone. And know for a little lyric the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered...
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As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered...
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paleenchantress:
just wanted to stop by and say hi
dragonreborn:
man that is too cool on the saliva dudes. i was working pretty close to shreveport a year ofr so back and heard " my disease " on the radio and thought damn that is a badass tune. actually that song is both of my boys favorite. rand always says dad play "huagh". what's your band's name man.
a little self male bashing for all the ladies out there that want to laugh at the male gender A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's...
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bluefreak:
leave it up to a man to just drink and not ask questions *LOL* dumbass. hey dont worry about me ill be ok i just get all bummed and shit its ok though ill be fine and creating fiendish plans of mass destruction and chaos in no time.
*rubber Chicken of DOOM*
*rubber Chicken of DOOM*
dragonreborn:
oh yea that's another one to pass along. how's it going in western tn. man it has rained and rained and rained down here. kick it, it's the weekend.
Today was one of those great rare days.Hung out with all of my bestfriends(more like family),got super shitfaced,got ta blow shit up,had a really good show,and other stuff that was BAD ASS! Well hear it is yet another joke of the day. A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was...
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bluefreak:
*L* cute
*rubber chicken of DOOM*
*rubber chicken of DOOM*
Yes three day weekend! We play a show tommorrow on the fourth. Its going to be bad ass. Triple 6 is going to be playing next door to us. So i'm going ta have ta reprasent us. Its time to dawn the gehtto gear and get a buck wild in dat mutha fucka! Everytime they play here in good ole memphis someone gets shot. Memphis...
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knickers:
LMFAO
bluefreak:
i havent moved yet....not till saturday. i have everything packed though pretty much so im set to move this weekend. i might not have net for a little while but i shall return make my words the Freak shall be back *EG* muaahahahhahahahahahah
here is yet another joke to tempt your taste buds..... Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confessed to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist...
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paleenchantress:
did u go and check out the pics from scarlett ? she has a link to go on ..there is a sexxy one of us hugging *yay* !!
..there is a sexxy one of us hugging *yay* !!
knine:
hahaha
Not super funny but as usual it made me laugh. Hope you like it. I've got ta work tommorrow so i need to try to get some sleep, like that will happen. Well any way hope you enjoy. Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned...
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quest36833:
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."
The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
suzy_lee:
i thought it was funny.
thank you for the email by the way.
how are you doing in tennessseeeeee?
i thought it was funny.
thank you for the email by the way.
how are you doing in tennessseeeeee?
here is yet another joke for you guy who like to laugh
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top...
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top...
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dragonreborn:
excellent
paleenchantress:
just wanted to let you know 10-21 are new pics !!*drool* !
!!*drool* !yet another joke to make you all smile.
A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home."...
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A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"
The man replies, "Yes I do."
The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"
The man replies, "No, I left it at home."...
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dragonreborn:
sleep my brother sleep.........
bluefreak:
sounds like something i would do *L*
Here is another joke for anyone who needs a laugh. this one is alright not the best but it will do. A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.Then the gator...
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koleeta:
haha that's nice. see I don't know if I'd classify that as a bar joke or a dumb blonde joke....
RE: my journal
There's a lot of people I know who won't drink the water in teh car becasue it is warm, I'm just like who gives a flying f? if it's water and I'm thirsty, I'm going to drink it. but having things floating in the water...I'm not down with that.
RE: my journal
There's a lot of people I know who won't drink the water in teh car becasue it is warm, I'm just like who gives a flying f? if it's water and I'm thirsty, I'm going to drink it. but having things floating in the water...I'm not down with that.
dragonreborn:
ok man here's a country joke for you.
a young city slicker moved out to the country and his next door neighbor was a home born old country fart.
one day the city slicker came walking up to the old farmer's house with a bucket in hand. "mr. farmer, i'm your new neighbor and as i was moving in i noticed you had a big field of milkweed over there. would you mind if i got a bucket of milk from your field?
the old farmer could not believe his ears, "boy i know you're from the city but you don't get milk from milkweed!
"well do you mind if i try" said the city slicker
"go on you fool" replied the farmer.
an hour later the slicker came back with a bucket of milk. the farmer could not believe his eyes.
"thanks" said the slicker
the next day up the road came the city slicker again.
"sir, yesterday as i was getting the milk from the milkweed i noticed on that fenceline i saw a bunch of honeysuckle. do you mind if i get a bucket of honey from that honeysuckle?
the old farmer just shook his head"go ahead fool"
an hour later he came back with a bucket of honey and the farmer was getting angry thinking the city slicker was playing some kind of joke.
the next day here came the slicker down the road with the bucket again.
"mr. farmer yesterday as i was getting that honey from the honeysuckle on your fence i noticed down by your pond you have a big pussywillow tree"
the farmer cut him short"hold it right there boy i'm getting me a bucket too!"
a young city slicker moved out to the country and his next door neighbor was a home born old country fart.
one day the city slicker came walking up to the old farmer's house with a bucket in hand. "mr. farmer, i'm your new neighbor and as i was moving in i noticed you had a big field of milkweed over there. would you mind if i got a bucket of milk from your field?
the old farmer could not believe his ears, "boy i know you're from the city but you don't get milk from milkweed!
"well do you mind if i try" said the city slicker
"go on you fool" replied the farmer.
an hour later the slicker came back with a bucket of milk. the farmer could not believe his eyes.
"thanks" said the slicker
the next day up the road came the city slicker again.
"sir, yesterday as i was getting the milk from the milkweed i noticed on that fenceline i saw a bunch of honeysuckle. do you mind if i get a bucket of honey from that honeysuckle?
the old farmer just shook his head"go ahead fool"
an hour later he came back with a bucket of honey and the farmer was getting angry thinking the city slicker was playing some kind of joke.
the next day here came the slicker down the road with the bucket again.
"mr. farmer yesterday as i was getting that honey from the honeysuckle on your fence i noticed down by your pond you have a big pussywillow tree"
the farmer cut him short"hold it right there boy i'm getting me a bucket too!"
Man what a day! Thats all I can say. Anways My friend and I are going to be going to New York. I'm excited. Don't know exactly when but sometimes here in the next few month. Yeah! My friend Jenny that lives in New York is friends with Loyyd Kaufman.. Which some of you know he is the pres. of Troma. I'll get to hang... Read More
that must have really sucked sweetie
glad everything is better now