From davel

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This guy, he cuts my hair and works out with me
and drinks with me. He's like three friends in one.
He's one of the honestest people I know,
and an all around charming lad.
YonderBoy is how I know I'm very straight,
because, really, they don't come any hotter than this.
If I were at all so inclined, I'd have spiked his gin &
tonic with GHB and had my way with him by now.