someone stabbed me with a needle. TWICE!!! 
xcdat:
Did you get his number, or was it a one night thing? 
sphenoid13:
in the eye?
i just fell out of a 4x4 truck bed and busted my @$$
rory_b_bellows:
dude, you know you can say "ass" right. i mean there are titties right underneath here. as Phil Anselmo once said "It's ok to curse. you paid good money to curse out loud."
the more i'm around ppl, the more alone i feel.
bonaparte:
i cant sell plasma because you have to pass a drug test
it sorta dawned on me that i should be using this forum to expound personal philosophies and revelations rather than to bore anyone with nothing better to do than read my journal with my coma-inducing life. so from now on, i will only post said philosophies and revelations
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dorsal:
thanks 
jimbo:
yep. my last names lorne
fucking teeth. fucking dentists.
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doxie:
Me too.
doxie:
May need my wisdom teeth pulled soon.
started my new job yesterday. spraying bedliners and installing truck accessories. working two jobs. yep, i am superman.
bonaparte:
dear god, two jobs? i feel like such an underachiever.
why is everyone trying to hook me up? am i suddenly the most eligible bachelor?
i have heat in my apartment again. BOOYAH!!!
i have heat in my apartment again. BOOYAH!!!
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sillyokio:
fuck you.
bonaparte:
i am in no way above a maltese falcon pun. i dont know who you think youre dealing with, but it is not i, sir!!
My MySpace was just deleted. Apparently they have some policy against posting nude pics. Well its yo loss, SUCKAZZ!!
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snarky:
Hahaha I was wondering what happened to yoooou!
Joshhhhh!
When are we hanging out?!
Joshhhhh!
When are we hanging out?!
snarky:
how is your weekend?
gawd demmit.
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bonaparte:
thank you! ^_^ mmm, lasagna. fortunately we're having mexican food for christmas, so that'll be a little different.
bonaparte:
oooh, bbq! that sounds delicious.
i have so many insecurity issues its not even funny. its beyond pathetic.
CONGRATS TO XCDat and DarKPrincess. BEST WISHES, YOU GUYS!!!
CONGRATS TO XCDat and DarKPrincess. BEST WISHES, YOU GUYS!!!
all i ever do is work and sleep. there is no world outside my apartment. 
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doxie:
Lame 
bloodstorm:
Except when your world collides with mine=FUN! 