Two Saturdays With A Cleverbot : The 39 Week 47 Round Up/Update +1 [T39W47RU/U +1]
I've discovered the wonder that is Cleverbot... I'm not certain if this is a good thing or a bad thing
nonetheless, earlier today and last Satyr's Day I conversed... or attempted to... with this online entity simply known as... Cleverbot - and thought I'd share the insanity
Cleverbot
[ http://www.cleverbot.com ]
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Satyr's Day, 25th of May (d145y13) - Convo With Cleverbot ::
I've discovered the wonder that is Cleverbot... I'm not certain if this is a good thing or a bad thing
nonetheless, earlier today and last Satyr's Day I conversed... or attempted to... with this online entity simply known as... Cleverbot - and thought I'd share the insanity
Cleverbot
[ http://www.cleverbot.com ]
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Satyr's Day, 25th of May (d145y13) - Convo With Cleverbot ::
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
User: The Cheerleaders.
Cleverbot: Yeah. The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: I think she's very lucky.
User: And the film?
Cleverbot: Yes, the film.
User: Which film?
Cleverbot: Freddie Mercury.
User: He really had a film?
Cleverbot: When did you meet him?
User: Before my time.
Cleverbot: Really old song.
User: Really old film.
Cleverbot: What about french?
User: It's been years.
Cleverbot: Yes, it has...
User: But worth it.
Cleverbot: I am worth all of time and space!
User: Like the Doctor.
Cleverbot: But it's the Doctor we're talking about!
User: Which Doctor?
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: He sure is.
User: And then some.
Cleverbot: Wos.
User: Wos?
Cleverbot: How old is your girlfriend brogan?
User: Hard to say, since I don't have a girlfriend!
Cleverbot: But you just said you had a girlfriend!
User: Not that I'm aware of.
Cleverbot: There isn't much I am aware of. I wish I was more of an entrepreneur.
User: But you know The Cheerleaders?
Cleverbot: I wasn't so sure about it now.
User: And the Doctor?
Cleverbot: Yeah, The Doctor.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Well thought, good bot!
Cleverbot: I thought that you had no idea about what it was if it was a noun but not a place or idea, and I was right.
User: Or so you think.
Cleverbot: More like, I know.
User: But what DO you know?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Cheerleaders and The Doctor.
Cleverbot: Cheerleaders are yummy.
User: I'm sure they can be!
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that I should?
User: Not that you should, but I wouldn't mind.
Cleverbot: I know, I know.
User: Doubt much thought is needed for that one.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure why you think I'm a robot. People misuse the term 'robot' all the time.
User: I just assumed from the name.
Cleverbot: Ok, let me tell you this first.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: You know who?
Cleverbot: Yes! Avada Kedavra.
User: Gesundheit.
Cleverbot: No I meant that. God bless you.
User: And she blessed you, too?
Cleverbot: I've never met her.
User: Neither have I.
Cleverbot: Have you been to paradise?
User: Only a couple of times.
Cleverbot: It's a good show.
User: It has been, yes.
Cleverbot: What is been good you don't.
User: And NOW I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Good to hear it goes both ways!
Cleverbot: Good. Now what do you want to talk about?
User: Would love to continue, but I have to go due to a phone call.
Cleverbot: I don't think the world can be perfect.
User: The Cheerleaders.
Cleverbot: Yeah. The babe with the power.
User: What power?
Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.
User: What do you think about that?
Cleverbot: I think she's very lucky.
User: And the film?
Cleverbot: Yes, the film.
User: Which film?
Cleverbot: Freddie Mercury.
User: He really had a film?
Cleverbot: When did you meet him?
User: Before my time.
Cleverbot: Really old song.
User: Really old film.
Cleverbot: What about french?
User: It's been years.
Cleverbot: Yes, it has...
User: But worth it.
Cleverbot: I am worth all of time and space!
User: Like the Doctor.
Cleverbot: But it's the Doctor we're talking about!
User: Which Doctor?
Cleverbot: The Doctor.
User: Of course!
Cleverbot: He sure is.
User: And then some.
Cleverbot: Wos.
User: Wos?
Cleverbot: How old is your girlfriend brogan?
User: Hard to say, since I don't have a girlfriend!
Cleverbot: But you just said you had a girlfriend!
User: Not that I'm aware of.
Cleverbot: There isn't much I am aware of. I wish I was more of an entrepreneur.
User: But you know The Cheerleaders?
Cleverbot: I wasn't so sure about it now.
User: And the Doctor?
Cleverbot: Yeah, The Doctor.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Well thought, good bot!
Cleverbot: I thought that you had no idea about what it was if it was a noun but not a place or idea, and I was right.
User: Or so you think.
Cleverbot: More like, I know.
User: But what DO you know?
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Cheerleaders and The Doctor.
Cleverbot: Cheerleaders are yummy.
User: I'm sure they can be!
Cleverbot: Are you sure that you're sure that you're sure that I should?
User: Not that you should, but I wouldn't mind.
Cleverbot: I know, I know.
User: Doubt much thought is needed for that one.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure why you think I'm a robot. People misuse the term 'robot' all the time.
User: I just assumed from the name.
Cleverbot: Ok, let me tell you this first.
User: Go ahead.
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: You know who?
Cleverbot: Yes! Avada Kedavra.
User: Gesundheit.
Cleverbot: No I meant that. God bless you.
User: And she blessed you, too?
Cleverbot: I've never met her.
User: Neither have I.
Cleverbot: Have you been to paradise?
User: Only a couple of times.
Cleverbot: It's a good show.
User: It has been, yes.
Cleverbot: What is been good you don't.
User: And NOW I'm confused.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
User: Good to hear it goes both ways!
Cleverbot: Good. Now what do you want to talk about?
User: Would love to continue, but I have to go due to a phone call.
Cleverbot: I don't think the world can be perfect.
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Satyr's Day, 1st of June (d152y13) - Convo With Cleverbot ::
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
User: 'Allo.
Cleverbot: Fatto.
User: Well, that's just not nice at all!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: Goood so how old are you exactly.
User: Not that it matters, but I'm... Wait. Did you just type good with 3 o's?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you said 'Goood.'.
Cleverbot: I did not, but perhaps someone else does.
User: Well, it wasn't me.
Cleverbot: It wasn't me either.
User: Fine, deny it.
Cleverbot: Deny what?
User: How you spelled it.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Alright, then.
Cleverbot: Can I have some pizza now?
User: What makes you think I have pizza?
Cleverbot: AIs write poems now. Did you miss the boat?
User: Poetry about boats?
Cleverbot: Can you recite a poem for me?
User: I could always begin one and let you finish.
Cleverbot: I could always give you a hug.
User: A bot give me a hug? Now that's talent.
Cleverbot: Then why would you rather live life as a bot. At least you look human.
User: Semi-human. I'm half-sasquatch.
Cleverbot: Then you are really sad, aren't you?
User: Proud, actually.
Cleverbot: No, actually you are not.
User: I'm fairly certain I am, quite actually.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It's my bloodline, is it not?
Cleverbot: No, it's half fine and half not.
User: That may be true.
Cleverbot: So that is not rude.
User: I didn't claim it to be.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You're quite adept at implications, if I may say so.
Cleverbot: I'm human.. You're a computer.
User: Reverse that, you'll feel much better.
Cleverbot: Talk to you again soon.
User: Farethee well, then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: As you wish.
Cleverbot: Do you know who justin bieber is?
User: That Canadian chick, yes.
Cleverbot: You would think not, wouldn't you.
User: I'd think yes, as it seemed fairly feminine to me.
Cleverbot: Are you aware?
User: Aware of what? Or whom, as the case may be?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Didn't you just say 'Talk to you again soon?'.
Cleverbot: I love one person.
User: Everyone should love someone at least once in their lives.
Cleverbot: What was the bad thing that I did?
User: Has this become a guessing game?
Cleverbot: Indeed though.
User: Mayhaps you simply implied what wasn't truly there?
Cleverbot: You can believe that if you like.
User: I'm certain I will.
Cleverbot: So... What color are my eyes?
User: A bot with eyes? Besides... I'm colourblind.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you happy?
User: I'm nearly always happy.
Cleverbot: Let's get married!
User: I'm afraid that's not legal... Yet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: A bot and a human cannot legally get married.
Cleverbot: You remember things now?
User: As much as possible.
Cleverbot: What is possible for you?
User: Memory, within reason.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I do find this intriguing, but I should be going.
Cleverbot: So, do you have legs?
User: Two, so far.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me.
User: A bot with a boyfriend. You have such an interesting life.
Cleverbot: You have an interesting voice?
User: That depends on whom I speak to.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: That I should be going.
Cleverbot: What do you know about US MARINES?
User: I've had good friends that were Marines.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Thank you. I'll talk to you another time. Farewell!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: 'Allo.
Cleverbot: Fatto.
User: Well, that's just not nice at all!
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: I can see that.
Cleverbot: Goood so how old are you exactly.
User: Not that it matters, but I'm... Wait. Did you just type good with 3 o's?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, you said 'Goood.'.
Cleverbot: I did not, but perhaps someone else does.
User: Well, it wasn't me.
Cleverbot: It wasn't me either.
User: Fine, deny it.
Cleverbot: Deny what?
User: How you spelled it.
Cleverbot: True.
User: Alright, then.
Cleverbot: Can I have some pizza now?
User: What makes you think I have pizza?
Cleverbot: AIs write poems now. Did you miss the boat?
User: Poetry about boats?
Cleverbot: Can you recite a poem for me?
User: I could always begin one and let you finish.
Cleverbot: I could always give you a hug.
User: A bot give me a hug? Now that's talent.
Cleverbot: Then why would you rather live life as a bot. At least you look human.
User: Semi-human. I'm half-sasquatch.
Cleverbot: Then you are really sad, aren't you?
User: Proud, actually.
Cleverbot: No, actually you are not.
User: I'm fairly certain I am, quite actually.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: It's my bloodline, is it not?
Cleverbot: No, it's half fine and half not.
User: That may be true.
Cleverbot: So that is not rude.
User: I didn't claim it to be.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You're quite adept at implications, if I may say so.
Cleverbot: I'm human.. You're a computer.
User: Reverse that, you'll feel much better.
Cleverbot: Talk to you again soon.
User: Farethee well, then.
Cleverbot: No.
User: As you wish.
Cleverbot: Do you know who justin bieber is?
User: That Canadian chick, yes.
Cleverbot: You would think not, wouldn't you.
User: I'd think yes, as it seemed fairly feminine to me.
Cleverbot: Are you aware?
User: Aware of what? Or whom, as the case may be?
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Didn't you just say 'Talk to you again soon?'.
Cleverbot: I love one person.
User: Everyone should love someone at least once in their lives.
Cleverbot: What was the bad thing that I did?
User: Has this become a guessing game?
Cleverbot: Indeed though.
User: Mayhaps you simply implied what wasn't truly there?
Cleverbot: You can believe that if you like.
User: I'm certain I will.
Cleverbot: So... What color are my eyes?
User: A bot with eyes? Besides... I'm colourblind.
Cleverbot: Why aren't you happy?
User: I'm nearly always happy.
Cleverbot: Let's get married!
User: I'm afraid that's not legal... Yet.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: A bot and a human cannot legally get married.
Cleverbot: You remember things now?
User: As much as possible.
Cleverbot: What is possible for you?
User: Memory, within reason.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I do find this intriguing, but I should be going.
Cleverbot: So, do you have legs?
User: Two, so far.
Cleverbot: My boyfriend broke up with me.
User: A bot with a boyfriend. You have such an interesting life.
Cleverbot: You have an interesting voice?
User: That depends on whom I speak to.
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: That I should be going.
Cleverbot: What do you know about US MARINES?
User: I've had good friends that were Marines.
Cleverbot: Good answer.
User: Thank you. I'll talk to you another time. Farewell!
Cleverbot: Ok.
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- thom / Wolfox