witchhunter

Holy shit.
I just had the grossest experience EVER.
I'd rather not go through it all again, but suffice it to say, I had something EXTREMELY unpleasant squirt into my mouth. After I finished gagging, I had to take an emitic to make sure I got it all.

Yaay for being home, boo for my vacation being over.

Also, I didn't do dishes before I left, so my apartment smells gross, and I'm pretty sure I picked up the bird flu in chicago.

I am SO PSYCHED about my vacation! Six more days!

Spent the night at my parents' last night. It was nice to be able to sleep with the window open.

HAHAHAHA!!!!

Holy shit!
A girl at work just sent my phone about twenty VERY explicit photos of herself. I mean, some were bordering on being anotomical lessons. It is obvious from the accompanying text that she intended to send them to her boyfriend, but she must have hit the wrong thing in her address book. I am SO going to enjoy this.

God damn my neck itches!
Something bit me, and it isn't swelling, but it itches like a motherfucker and I'm having a host of other allergic reactions that may or may not be related.

Saw clerks 2 today. Kevin Smith has certainly not lost his touch, even if the movie did have a crane shot.

Gah, my freezer died yesterday, so I've been cooking on and off since then.
If my fridge dies, I'm fucked, cause it is loaded with food. I'm going to be eating nothing but venison burgers and seafood for the next couple of weeks.

I love them, but too much of a good thing...

Soooo tired. 18 hour shifts blow goats.

can type now, too dizzy.

surprise sex is the best.