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Wrap your mind around this.

For many years I've noticed I have a natural affinity for Canadian girls. Now, whether or not this is part of my subconcious desire to strictly breed women of colder climates I cannot say. I have conducted a simple, non-scientific approach to determine whether or not Canada has a higher percentage of "attractive" women or not.

Using the MEMBERS search...
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rivera:
I like chicks with brown eyes.

Don't get me wrong, I'll pretty much fuck any chick I can scam into spreading her legs for me. But I'll be more inclined to cuddle afterwards if she has brown eyes.

I don't know why. shocked
velvet_petal:
The absinthe was good but once was enough for a while.

You should receive a grant to further your scientific studies.
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We do two things in this town, drink and play football. How unfortunate for me that as I get older I find the drink less appealing by the day. That I haven't watched an entire football game in my life. That I haven't played football since I was 12. Gym class, what a drag.

Today, as I was driving to the store to procure some...
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issue_:
that sounds like a town a grew up in for a few years.
skoosh:
Yeah, bitches.
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velvet_petal:
Salmon in marmalade? How very gentile.
coffeelove:
Speaking from experience?
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velvet_petal:
Wow. I'll have to give that one another listen. Kind of spooky.
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I work with Craig. We call him Tommy, mostly because that would have been his name had he pursued his dream of starring in homosexual porn. Craig is in his early 40's and he has some sort of personality disorder which weve yet to nail down. Craig lives with his two children, his wife and her mother whom he refers to as Grandma. Grandma is...
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angad19:
I wouldn't go so far as to say that they're the "new normal." Society still has a lot of preconceived notions and judgements against people with tattoos and garish piercings. In that sense, SG is still "alternative-modeling." For example, take a look at most mainstream ad campaigns and magazines... the girls still fit the "traditional" good looks (aka sans body alterations).

That said, Silliness (as well as my/other people's blogs) is predominantly the reason I come to SG as well. While the pictures are an added bonus, I could just as easily find them elsewhere without paying for them.
skoosh:
I don't like to think of myself as cookie cutter. I want to be different. But being different doesn't get you accepted by the majority. That's why I like SG. I can be tattooed and pierced up with tri-color hair and feel like I belong. And I agree, the Silliness Board is great fun. Sometimes I spend hours on it when I only meant to spend a few minutes. It's addicting.
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All of a sudden, without cause or notice....there is a FLAG button.

what am i suppose to do with a FLAG button. what purpose does a FLAG button have? i don't even like flags, unless they're upside down.

i like capture the flag......and black flags......what do i do with an SG Flag?

"bow before me, lest i flag you."
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velvet_petal:
Like Dirty Harry, bet you're just waiting for someone to make your flag day.
renea:
so, now i can call you then?
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ATTENTION OCCUPANTS!

ELECTRICAL SERVICE TO THESE PREMISES HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED


eh, paying your bills in a timely fashion is for the birds. thank god for labtops.
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nymphetamine:
oh how I agree <3
renea:
why does your phone never work?
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coffeelove:
Oh fuck eeek
rayraythemanape:
You know, that sounds like a damn good statement.
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laying down in the dark trying sleep i hear loud noises coming from downstairs. i look at the clock and it says 10:14 PM. it's too early for my roomate to be coming home from work, so i grab a gun and i walk downstairs, turn a corner and find my roomate slouched over on the table, i put the gun away.

"you came home...
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angad19:
hahaha...


when the fuck did he get his PhD?



i lol'd biggrin

velvet_petal:
Looks like you have the left shoe on the right and the right shoe on the left. Tip, for comfort you may want to put them on the other way. Just a suggestion though.