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Today I'm gonna go to a stripclub and get a lapdance! Score for me!

When my brother lived with us he adopted a stray cat he ended up calling Stella By Starlight. This past summer he got married, moved away and got a new cat from New York City who had fallen out of a third story window and broke his leg. His name is Bertram and he is a freaking psychopath! When my brother moved away he left...
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What happened to the days when a Suicide Girl would give you props in their journal for buying them stuff? I'm not rich and I don't do it for my health. Their boyfriends get to reap the benefits of things that I pay for. It's no longer worth it for me.

I'm dying, I hope you're dying too

I HATE MYSELF AND WANT TO DIE!!!

I hate hospitals! I hate them with the intensity of a thousand suns! On Saturday I was taken to the hospital in an ambulence with intense abdominal pains. I got a catscan, bloodtest and urine test. They told me that I have kidney stones and I have the pleasure of having to "pass" them which is said to be as painful as child birth. Oh...
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In honour of the Halloween season, and because I don't know what else to write about, I submit for your approval a picture of my jakalope that hangs on my bedroom wall. I had always heard of jakalopes but never actually saw one before. When I bought it about ten years ago, I was given a photocopy of interesting "facts" about jakalopes in the wild....
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