Thursday Jul 07, 2005

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Я сошла с ума

Я сошла с ума, я сошла с ума
Мне нужна она, мне нужна она
Я сошла с ума, я сошла с ума
Мне нужна она, мне нужна она

Я СО-ШЛА С У-МА

Меня полностью нет,
Абсолютно всерьез.
Ситуация help.

(I wish I understood Russian.)
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dewees:
arthur is very offended that you referred to him as "she" throughout your comment. i explained to him that he should take it as a compliment, but he refused.

i think he's just being cranky.
monroe:
A Marilyn Monroe drag queen would have made me smile as well haha smile

Thursday Jun 30, 2005

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By the time you figure out
why your record ain' spinnin'
I'll be in the strip-club smokin'
with President Clinton

So step aside when you see
the long side-burns and goatee
They made the mold of the penis enlarger
off me
I'm in the other room when I hit from the back
and just to let you know
my refridgerator's taller than Shaq

(Just in...
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monroe:
Hahaha ohhhhh how I wish!
melly:
(2) bisexuality if the ability to create a true and lasting emotional/psychic intimacy with an individual of either gender, in which the act of conversation, possibly together with non-sexual, will induce something akin to (or even the very same as) sexual pleasure;


Bingo.

Saturday Jun 18, 2005

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Jilarity.

Oh, yes, and I apologize I havn't updated in an age. But, I have been thinking too much on, a, Jen, my Jen, from Illinois, and, b, my next story.

Poyce!
maddy:
aww thank you. it has been 3 years since i graduated high school, i thought it was time for me to go to college.
thistle:
nope, richmond california. 100,000 people and 26 murders this year.

Sunday May 22, 2005

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you better step back 'cause here comes the crazy gringo... ARRR!!!

and if you [still decide] to fuck with the gringo, you better go get your boys biggrin

I apologize for going nigh one month sans update. But, things have gotten harried, and hairy, in my part. And, I loved it too much to pull away/out and say something on Suicide Girls about it.

You prolly know...
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Sunday Apr 24, 2005

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My arch-nemesis is now not just an husband (to a "gorgeous punk-rawk princess!") but baby-father. And, yes, he's twenty-six, and, yes, he always had a way with the ladies, of burrowing into their hearts and stealing away with piece (he had that killer instinct that I have always lacked (and probably always will), and even though he would never admit his good fortune), but, damn......
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monroe:
It is weird how things turn out.

And thanks, I guess it's good that I quit smoking...well sort of.

Sunday Apr 24, 2005

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In past week-and-an-half, I have seen two films at the posh east-side Landmark franchise cineplices (plural of cineplex, no? such that vertex becomes vertices, and fornex becomes fornices, should not cineplex be cineplices, in the plural?), Schultze gets the blues and Off the map. I enjoyed each immeasurably, the first as expected (known?) I would, the second after entering with some trepidation (I was...
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Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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I have seen this before, but I don't think it was here....

The question: How many five-years-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.

- You are not allowed to touch a wall. ARRR!!!

- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all...
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michellesg:
sacrifice?

Sunday Apr 17, 2005

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(one.) The doll with whom I have been intermittently in discussion since February's last weekend, but whom I have yet to meet -- I won't go into the gory detail, but let's just say my junior year of university self understands -- went out to an Irish pub last nite with a friend up with the Lou. (She had moved there in Dec., after living...
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sabine:
they seemed to like the valentine's set, but missy said they couldn't take it cause they already had two sets for that holiday frown so i didn't take that one too personally smile
xip:
I may be able to help you with the Mitch Hedberg Q once I have the spare cash to pick up the Mitch Hedberg CD. Other than that... I actually go to a community college in Tallahassee, where I severely underestimate my potential in order to continue enjoying my youth.
xip

Thursday Apr 14, 2005

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Update-in-brief:

After viewing the fantastic, mesmerizing, practically-silent film Schultze gets the blues, I proceeded to the Comet Cafe (soon to be closed for renovation, alas) and had a go on the toilet (I even went so far as to deface my first public latrine wall since being in Spain, five years ago, by proclaiming on the wall to my right, "New [Bomb] Nationals 4eva"),...
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Tuesday Apr 12, 2005

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undershook: i was sent home early from the moonlighting, too.
undershook: i think i might be on the verge of my first firing.
undershook: not that i am trying to get fired...


angrules2: why do you think that?


undershook: i don't treat the job with enough "professionalism"... i am too zany, moreso abrasive, like robin williams in his cocaine days, but without the cocaine.
undershook:...
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xip:
People are funnier in conversation than laboring over a comedy sketch, and I appreciate that,

my name is pronounced Zip like Zip Her Up,

and I think I'm more willing than anyone to err.
xip

Sunday Apr 10, 2005

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"Bros 'fore hos"

As promised, I shall bring you a presentation of my facts (Mike, Dave, and the Girl (whom I shall keep nameless, to protect the impression that she is sane, not "fuckin' crazy" (to quote Axl), in that she probably wasn't desirous of being "all up on my jock", though I thought she was, in the weeks and months following the three incidents)...
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mandarin:
Moderation sucks.
monroe:
Oh, he doesn't even know about this, and I hope to keep it that way!

Friday Apr 08, 2005

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Interim update, 'til I have had time to breathe over my lengthy, c. '99, piece...

I must have the new CD from Io (hope that is spelt right), the Afro-French-cum-Gypsy chanteuse plying her songs in English with acoustic guitar back-up. It's not really any different than, say, Lisa Loeb -- who is tres hottt, by the way; and, single (she dumped Dweezil on his gold-brickin'...
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