torturedbythecia

I agree! when confronted by those Christian sickos I always just tell them I'm a satanist and start trying to convert them to satanism with as much effort as they were trying to convert me.  They usually run pretty quick and I get a good laugh.  I'm not a satanist but to see the look in there eyes is well worth the little fib...

@lostephen13 Christians can be relatively silly - not even knowing their scriptures.  The Bible is very clear that "Satan disguises himself as an angel of light and his servants masquerade of servants of righteousness" - as such - no Christian conception of a Satanist would declare that they worship Satan.  Benny Hinn, Rick Joyner, Doug Coe, and those ilk might be good candidates for Satanists though.