Yeah, so I haven't written on here in a long time, but it's finals time, so forgive me. Today, I took a final for my intro to US politics course at 7:30 in the goddamn morning. Anytime I have to head to a class before the goddamn sun comes up it's not a good way to start the day. I do think I aced the...
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Wow, it's been a long time since I was on here. School has been crazy so I've been pretty much completely avoiding any non-school related computer activity because of true burnout. Now, to avoid doing homework and some much needed test studying, I'm here updating. Probably not the best strategy.
Last week was interesting at school as there was a man on campus on Monday...
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Last week was interesting at school as there was a man on campus on Monday...
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vanessa:
RENT GEEKS UNITE!! haha
Hello there. I'd like to introduce you to someone. Now, be careful, because this guy hasn't had all his shots. I don't know him that well, though, once upon a time, I didn't know anybody better.
He's an asshole who is only out for himself. He seems to think he's God's gift, and even believes that God exists. He's a guy who once considered being...
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He's an asshole who is only out for himself. He seems to think he's God's gift, and even believes that God exists. He's a guy who once considered being...
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It is I, the frequently absent one, here to give a quick rant of nonsense before dissapearing into the ether yet again.
My job, which has always been only temporary, ends this Friday. It's both liberating and terrifying at the same time. Liberating, in that it will let me not have phone calls from multi-millionaire bosses screaming at me because I have been unable to...
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My job, which has always been only temporary, ends this Friday. It's both liberating and terrifying at the same time. Liberating, in that it will let me not have phone calls from multi-millionaire bosses screaming at me because I have been unable to...
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This is going to be amazingly random, because that is how I've been lately.
Why do 18 year old kids insist on raising their hands in a fucking discussion class of 15 people? I mean, seriously, we're not in high school anymore people. You don't raise your hands in discussion, you just fucking talk. You argue. You rant, you rave, you fight, but you don't...
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Why do 18 year old kids insist on raising their hands in a fucking discussion class of 15 people? I mean, seriously, we're not in high school anymore people. You don't raise your hands in discussion, you just fucking talk. You argue. You rant, you rave, you fight, but you don't...
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Wow, I'm writing something. This feels downright foreign to me to be writing in my SG journal again after so long, but alas, though I am not always visible, I am always here. School is just somewhat insane.Actually, it's school that has me wanting to write now, so check out that irony.
As most of you know, I'm back in college at 26 as a...
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As most of you know, I'm back in college at 26 as a...
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Well, I had my first day of classes on Friday. I must say, when you are 26 years old and in class with a bunch of people who were born 8 years after you, you really begin to feel the age rather quickly. But it was nice to be back in and starting to move forward again. Plus my classes are a nice ease back...
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It's almost here. In less than two days, I will be matriculating at the University of Kansas once again. Goddamn, I feel old when I see my future classmates on campus.
crucifyingcupid:
Sorry dear - I didn't let anyone know. I miss talking to ya - and I will say this - you have NO IDEA how old you are going to feel 
Uh-oh. I've spent my day watching movies, instead of unpacking as I should be doing. The reason I say, uh-oh, is that oftentimes, moving watching for me becomes introspection time. Being that the movies I've watched today are High Fidelity and Moulin Rouge, that's just even more likely.
So, instead of going on and on about my insights, I'll just ask a question that I...
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So, instead of going on and on about my insights, I'll just ask a question that I...
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devil_bitch:
Love makes us do silly things. I hope you find the peace that you are looking for. On another note I thought you might appreciate this.
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
Dear Red States...
We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.
To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.
Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.
With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.
With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy bastards believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.
By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.
Peace out,
Blue States
The move is complete. I've boxes and shit everywhere, but it's done. So, I went to a movie instead of unpacking, because that's the way I roll. I am also entirely too white to use phrases like "that's the way I roll". I need a haircut. This is the worst written entry of my entire life and I don't much care. I'm tired. Physically, emotionally,...
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Ok, so I'm feeling very unloved at the moment, so don't mind the rampant insecurity and self-pity of the following few moments.
The 4 people that I consider to be my friends at my job, my future roommate included, are currently out having a beer. I do not know this because they, in a friendly way, said "Hey, Tanner, come have a beer with us."...
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The 4 people that I consider to be my friends at my job, my future roommate included, are currently out having a beer. I do not know this because they, in a friendly way, said "Hey, Tanner, come have a beer with us."...
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cklarock:
Thanks man!
That really sucks about your work friends. But on the other hand, it could actually be innocent; people do that all the time where they tell themselves they aren't going to fuck off, but wind up fucking off anyway.
That really sucks about your work friends. But on the other hand, it could actually be innocent; people do that all the time where they tell themselves they aren't going to fuck off, but wind up fucking off anyway.
crucifyingcupid:
Well I still love you - and I think they are assholes. Haha. You could always get a new roomie....
This has been both the craziest, worst week ever and, in ways, a damn good week. As I have stated before, I'm going back to school in less than a month. Whoohoo. However, on Monday, I was informed that I would not be able to get any money for school until the nice people of the financial aid office made me jump through a bunch...
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crucifyingcupid:
Stupid moving - stupid moving interferring with visiting me. Stupid you.
i didn't know you were going back to school! holy cow! what's your major? are you going to KU? wow wow!
Kong.
Ko
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