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life is fucking good. i have no leg to stand on that whole woe is me type of post. in the grand scheme of things, my life is a shit ton of fucking alright. who am i fucking kidding? its like a sore dick, you just cannot beat it. i cannot complain. i have no gripes in the grand scheme of things. i make a...
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so, january 8 2016 will be my 40th birthday. the goal that i have set for my set is to be in the best shape of my life when i turn. my workouts thus far have been periodic at best, but i am hoping to kick it up a notch in the coming weeks.

that being said, this is my BEFORE picture....

be kind, as
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what a great time this weekend at our yearly chili cookoff! last year, i won for the hottest chili. this year, i wanted to try out the "original" category. while i lost the category to @chrobinson with his smoked turkey chili, i won the best overall chili with my sausage/peach chili.

i took a risk with it, but it was just an idea that i
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so, today is my 39th birthday. fuck. as if i don't feel old already ogling the beautiful young women on here...

at lunch today, the waitress was told by my friend that it was my birthday (can't a guy at least get a HBD motorboat at the tilted kilt? i mean, the place is like a McHooters). the next question from her is obviously how...
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i forgot that i put that pack of banana english muffins in the freezer for later. toasted nanner english muffin with peanut butter and nutella for breakfast. always nice to have nutella in your mustache two hours later.

i moved to charlotte about thirteen years ago at this point. its been a long, strange trip (love the phrase, hate the grateful dead). the second apartment i moved into was actually with the woman that would have technically been my admin assistant, but we were good friends and drinking buddies so neither of us gave a fuck.

it wasn't a bad little complex. nice...
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