From sarcasticmenace
Hmm, I'll try to keep this as short as possible, which could prove difficult. There's just so much to say about this nutjob. He's been through the wringer, but keeps a smile on his face and on the faces of everyone around him. No matter what ridiculously bad luck he encounters, he never whines or complains about it. He has the best attitude about life. I wish I could learn to be more like him, but I'm not sure it's a skill that can be learned.
He also tells the best stories, and will keep you entertained for hours on end. I don't think we've managed to have a phone conversation that lasted less than three hours yet. My cheeks always hurt after we hang up from laughing so much. Don't even get me started on his writing abilities. He'll just deny the talent he has that is so obvious to everyone else.
There's more, but I'm starting to sound like an asskisser, so I must stop now. I hope I get the chance to meet him in person one day, so I can punch him in the arm. Oh yeah, I hear he sucks a mean cock too.
He also tells the best stories, and will keep you entertained for hours on end. I don't think we've managed to have a phone conversation that lasted less than three hours yet. My cheeks always hurt after we hang up from laughing so much. Don't even get me started on his writing abilities. He'll just deny the talent he has that is so obvious to everyone else.
There's more, but I'm starting to sound like an asskisser, so I must stop now. I hope I get the chance to meet him in person one day, so I can punch him in the arm. Oh yeah, I hear he sucks a mean cock too.