Cornelius: If you read this before it goes off the site, know that, as far as anyone can consider anyone else they've met online and have never seen in the real world a friend, I consider you a friend. We seem to have a lot in common, not the least of which is a shared affinity for the name Cornelius.

Unravled: I like you. A lot. You've made me smile more since I've "talked" to you than I have with just about anyone else online. It's a good thing.

UnnecessaryZ: You are a rotten bastard. But as rotten bastards go, you're one of the best. Funny, yet insenitive, cruel yet uncaring. I hope one day we may fight to the death. Well, most likely my death, but that is how these things go.

Amitabha: The most serious person on here, and the most frivolous. Inscrutable, as far as scruting things goes, but ultimately likeable. Perhaps one day I will be as together as you are, and as smart.

As for everyone else on my friends list... Well, I don't know you that well. But you're on my friends list for some reason or another, and, though my memory is horrible, I wouldn't have put you on there if I didn't like you.

The others: Ava: She seems to be not a member anymore, but she was definitely smarter than me. I'll admit it now that I'm leaving, because I couldn't admit it before.

MisterSatan: You never seemed to like me, and with good reason. I'm immature, selfish, socially awkward, and an all-around annoying guy. But you tolerated me with the best of 'em, and occasionally agreed with me. And if the shirt didn't reach you in time for Christmas (which I'm guessing it didn't), don't worry about sending payment (which I'm guessing you weren't).

Snowboardpunk69: Shut up. You're stupid and we don't need your kind around here.

Coughee: Oh, I get it.

Cornelius: If you read this before it goes off the site, know that, as far as anyone can consider anyone else they've met online and have never seen in the real world a friend, I consider you a friend. We seem to have a lot in common, not the least of which is a shared affinity for the name Cornelius.

Unravled: I like you. A lot. You've made me smile more since I've "talked" to you than I have with just about anyone else online. It's a good thing.

UnnecessaryZ: You are a rotten bastard. But as rotten bastards go, you're one of the best. Funny, yet insenitive, cruel yet uncaring. I hope one day we may fight to the death. Well, most likely my death, but that is how these things go.

Amitabha: The most serious person on here, and the most frivolous. Inscrutable, as far as scruting things goes, but ultimately likeable. Perhaps one day I will be as together as you are, and as smart.

As for everyone else on my friends list... Well, I don't know you that well. But you're on my friends list for some reason or another, and, though my memory is horrible, I wouldn't have put you on there if I didn't like you.

The others: Ava: She seems to be not a member anymore, but she was definitely smarter than me. I'll admit it now that I'm leaving, because I couldn't admit it before.

MisterSatan: You never seemed to like me, and with good reason. I'm immature, selfish, socially awkward, and an all-around annoying guy. But you tolerated me with the best of 'em, and occasionally agreed with me. And if the shirt didn't reach you in time for Christmas (which I'm guessing it didn't), don't worry about sending payment (which I'm guessing you weren't).

Snowboardpunk69: Shut up. You're stupid and we don't need your kind around here.

Coughee: Oh, I get it.