thefritz

so i just made it back to cali from my four day trip to missouri. i survived my friends wedding and managed to catch the garter in the process...

my phone had no signal for those four days, which was nerve racking, since i had no idea who was trying to call, and if i was missing any thing super important or not. turned out, that no one left any voice mails for me, so i stressed out over nothing, but found out that none of my friends love me enough to friggen call and see how i'm doing when i was away to the backwoods of missouri.... assholes.

i spent $550 at the strip club we took the groom to... feck