thedevice

to dream of forever sleep.

You wanna pop pop pop, you wanna click click click?
You wanna shoot, you wanna shoot, do you want a show?

I have all these things I've kept for you... and I don't know why I still keep them. You never asked, but I know you'd like them.

I guess I have a knack for doing the wrong thing.


FUCK

hello wet pillow.

p.s. This weeks 6 Feet Under made me love life for a minute.

Please read my last journal entry, it was funny.

Please read this one, it is serious

AES, you are incredible. Please come be my new roommate. <---that was the serious part

Tough Guy Hardcore? Don't mind if I do.

Seriously though, I know the new Bury Your Dead record has been out for a while, and I've secretly wanted to hear it baased sole on the song titles. For the uninitiated, all of the song titles on the new record are Tom Cruise movies.
I don't give a shit who you are, THIS is FUNNY:

1....
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So I just saw the new Foo Fighters video for that song Best of You.

It was good... and by good, I mean exactly like every other Mark Pellington video.

Tired of seeing that last entry.

Fuck, 2 ambien and I'm still up with this shit.
why does this just get all opposite day on my like this.

Is it too much to ask to just get a decent nights sleep... fuck, I'd take passing out from blood loss at this point.

Oh HELL no. Just when your five favourites are perfect, someone leaves

I sure do wish you could add archived girls to your favs. I understand why, and it makes sense, but they are still my favourites.

So Druj, Ginger, Portia, and now Seda, if you are out there, you'd be on my favs. Wow, that sounded epic, I'm not really...
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Oh HELL no. Just when your five favourites are perfect, someone leaves

I sure do wish you could add archived girls to your favs. I understand why, and it makes sense, but they are still my favourites.

So

Well, not too much to report here. Money sucks... YOU HEAR THAT MONEY?! I SAID YOU SUCK! If you want to fight about it, I'll give you...
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Okay, instead of masturbating, I'll update this thing...

Things have calmed down a bit here, though I'm still a basket case.
I'll drop the full details of the court preceedings later tonight, I just don't have the time to crank it out right now.

The key points are that I am not going to be charged with anything. The gist of it is that this...
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So, I'm technically not allowed to talk about what I'm doing tomorrow. Let's just be happy that they have medication that they give out to people who can gaurantee their doctor that they will projectile vomit consistently during this event.

This same medication giving me the energy and clear head to type this very entry.

In the cryptic spirit, I'll say that I've hired a...
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