10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at a hippy or a communist.
9. Dumb children may get ahold of your guns and shoot each other. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns.
8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey
7. If guns make you nervous,...
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Pensacola'll be cool. People around here are pretty nice.