Green Lantern Girl. Verily, as it states on the Third Commandment of Nerds: 3) Thou must revere the Nerd Girl, because she is as rare as the diamond and just as valuable. Thou shouldst not stark her just because she's the only girl in your nerd circle, and if/when she turns down your advances, you will not spurn her because that's just shitty. And Nerd...
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Now having read all the books and seen the Swedish movie version of "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo," this Dolph Lundgren video from Swedish TV makes a bit more sense. A bit. Not much. However, I will continue to watch it because 1) Dolph riding a Segway to Rage Against the Machine is awesome; 2) To hear Dolp pronounce "capisce"; 3) To see Dolph...
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Holly Wimmer was not a girl you messed with lightly. In an incident during freshman year while walking the crowded hallways in her pom squad uniform during passing period, senior football player Ty Malone smacked Holly on the ass. Some football players were known to take such liberties with the poms and cheerleaders. It was not popular among the squads and resulted in a few...
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Arvada, Colorado, November
You should ask Heather out.
It was a simple sentence. It turned out to be more complex and involved then a five-word sentence had any right to be.
I looked at Bryan, absorbing his statement. I rolled the words around in my head. You - meaning me, should a suggestion, ask the action verb, Heather the subject of said verb, out. Out...
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You should ask Heather out.
It was a simple sentence. It turned out to be more complex and involved then a five-word sentence had any right to be.
I looked at Bryan, absorbing his statement. I rolled the words around in my head. You - meaning me, should a suggestion, ask the action verb, Heather the subject of said verb, out. Out...
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I am adding an accomplishments section to my resume, feel free to critique.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I have crossed the street several times at such intersections as Broadway and 7th, the Magnificent Mile, and several by ways in Denver, including the road that runs past the Bugs Bunny Motel; I have relieved myself in airports around the country, including LaGuardia and O'Hare International, including a four-minute hand-washing...
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ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I have crossed the street several times at such intersections as Broadway and 7th, the Magnificent Mile, and several by ways in Denver, including the road that runs past the Bugs Bunny Motel; I have relieved myself in airports around the country, including LaGuardia and O'Hare International, including a four-minute hand-washing...
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kay:
ha ha. Very nice.
kay:
ha ha. Wow.
I would love to get all of these and put them in the guest room. Might keep people from overstaying their welcome!
Creepy Dolls For Your Home!
Creepy Dolls For Your Home!
kay:
You know, I have always feared dolls. Stuffed animals on the other hand usually do not wake you up in the middle of the night, standing on your chest with a hatchet. Just my personal observation.
I also concur about the profile pictures. Yes, they are a nice frame of reference to have so you can kind of picture the person talking, however, in todays less and less private society, one must ALWAYS assume the company got your latest blog post. Now if this were a dating website that would be a whole other animal. But it is not. Besides, last I checked there should be some shady spots of the porn industry.
I also concur about the profile pictures. Yes, they are a nice frame of reference to have so you can kind of picture the person talking, however, in todays less and less private society, one must ALWAYS assume the company got your latest blog post. Now if this were a dating website that would be a whole other animal. But it is not. Besides, last I checked there should be some shady spots of the porn industry.
thaddeusjd:
Double whammy for me, as I am looking for employment! Trying to keep the online profile low key and as hard to find as possible!
For me cousins in Derry. ( I got no blood in Limerick....)
Have you ever watched a movie or TV show that you loved as a kid and just been shocked - shocked, I say! - by how crappy it was? Sadly, stuff that seemed great when you were a kid is often revealed to be utter shit, and that can be hard to take. Believe me, I know. I had a full-on existential meltdown when I...
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Russians. They make up only small % of the EVE Online game population. And by far they are the most aggressive, conflict driven, destructive, skilled and nationalist groups in EVE. They are more like a mobile natural disaster sweeping all before them, rather than an alliance of corporations. There will come a time when the various Russian Alliances will destroy all the rest of us...
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The 20 Nerd Commandments
As presented from Topless Robot, hear and obey!
1) Thou must experience as many nerdy properties as possible throughout your youth (nerdy parents must assist with this). By the age of 20, you must have chosen at least two sides of the following: Star Wars or Star Trek, Kirk or Picard, Marvel or DC, Mac or PC, Trukk or Munkey, Baker...
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As presented from Topless Robot, hear and obey!
1) Thou must experience as many nerdy properties as possible throughout your youth (nerdy parents must assist with this). By the age of 20, you must have chosen at least two sides of the following: Star Wars or Star Trek, Kirk or Picard, Marvel or DC, Mac or PC, Trukk or Munkey, Baker...
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This morning on planet Earth there are one thousand, six hundred, and eighty-six enhanced, gifted or otherwise-superpowered persons. Of these, one hundred and twenty-six are civilians leading normal lives. Thirty-eight are kept in research facilities funded by the Department of Defense, or foreign equivalents. Two hundred and twenty-six are aquatic, confined to the oceans. Twenty-nine are strictly localized powerful trees and genii loci, the Great...
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