The Army is fucking retarded. Mainly the damn highspeed airborne motherfuckers...the guys that think running at least four miles everyday before work is a fun thing. NO! I am NOT airborne. I have absolutely no intentions of throwing myself out of an airplane for an extra hundred bucks a month. I just happened to be stuck on the one base that is home to the Airborne Corps and the 82nd Airborne Division. IM STILL NOT AIRBORNE!!!! Oh please lord, if you're out there, get me back to a black beret unit. I so desperately want to be a leg in leg unit again, these airborne motherfuckers scare the shit outta me.
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jr3rick:
Oh us airborne arent all that bad lol.
triumphretro:
That sucks, i know what that is like. I have to run everywhere and I am not Airborne, was Aircrew but I do not ever wish to jump out of anything! Hope things get better.