swingkitten

Not much to say except....

"I want to be your knight in flabby armor".
How sexy is that?!

Ozark's the same, for those of you who're wondering. She looks rather retarded now. Literally. I'm not just throwing the term around like a lot of you fuckers do,

Other news:
Had bitchin' pad thai tonight, went and saw "Adaptations" and laughed my ass off.
O! Mr. Cage! Show us your orgasm face again!
It was fun. What with the crazy Streep and the alligators...
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You guys have been seeing my admittedly decent ass and titties all over my journal for the past few days, if you've been checking.
New picture now.

Entitled: "Here, a Reality Check"

Every time I think of you.....

*dances around*

Decided to go out. My friend Aarin tracked me down at the place where I was, bored out of my teeth.
She dragged me home with her and we played drunken dot-com monopoly until 4am. Rawk. Heh.

Here's the options...

I can stay home and play Legacy of Kain all right,
or I can go hang out with people in a lame setting, simply because I really need to get out of the fookin' house.

God, wasn't that sickening?

There. Last naked picture, and it's out of my system...

Since talking about them in the chat room the other night, I've been listening to a lot of Wall of Voodoo. I think I'm going a little crazy. You can only listen to "Back in Flesh" so many times....

Ozark is walking a bit, but still is completely incontinent, and she's falling over often. Still in a lot of pain. We're going to watch her closely for two weeks, and run some more tests.

In other news,
I really like Falafel.

Jesus CHRIST!
First my snake dies... now:

My mom has two wonderful yellow labs, our entire family loves them to death. Ozark and Buddha. Bestest dogs ever. They're sisters, and very co-dependent.
Today, my stepfather came home from lunch and found Ozark lying at the bottom of the stairs in a puddle of her own piss. He managed to pick up all 90 pounds of...
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Y'know, I thought about it and thought about it.....
and realized that I don't always feel like having a decent profile picture. Tacky or not, whatever. Hrmpf.

In other news, I've passed my math exam. I am pleasantly surprised. I am now going to clean snake cages.

I snore. Loudly, sometimes.
I also kick people very hard while I'm sleeping in the same bed with them, on occasion.
I ALSO am almost impossible to wake up in the morning, unless you fuck me or dunk me in boiling water.

Garsh.