OK, peeps on my friends list. If you send me your snail mail address by e-mail, I will send you a valentine. A good one, too, not one of those little ones you got in elementary school. I promise I won't stalk you or anything (except Arlo, who I might stalk just a little 
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If I ever opened a gift from a loved one and it was a certificate saying they named a star after me, I would punch them in the throat and scream, "Are you retarded!?!?"
Heard that radio spot today. These people charge you like $50, and all they do is put your name on a list that they register at the patent office, which anyone...
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Heard that radio spot today. These people charge you like $50, and all they do is put your name on a list that they register at the patent office, which anyone...
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gory:
I Kick People Before Animals ANYDAY...
People are Inherently Cruel...It's Reality...Just as Death and Taxes are...Animals, On The Other Hand...ONLY Kill, Hurt, or Brutalize another Animal out of Hunger, To Flee/Defend themselves, or just plain King of The Pride B.S. (As In, "Yo!! These Are MY fuckin Lioness's and Who THE Fuck are YOU to wanna take Over?")
Instinct....
Humans Do NOT Hurt or Kill because of Instinct...They Do it for any reason of The Day....
And YES!, agreeing to your comment in Ad's Journal...There SHOULD be A Group for People Living with REALLY painful Diseases, and How we hold up to Healthy Folks, and why they shouldn't EVER take thier Healthy bodies for Granted.(Rhuematoid Arthritis...since I was 11)
Good Querries There, StrongMad...
OOogaBOOoga
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People are Inherently Cruel...It's Reality...Just as Death and Taxes are...Animals, On The Other Hand...ONLY Kill, Hurt, or Brutalize another Animal out of Hunger, To Flee/Defend themselves, or just plain King of The Pride B.S. (As In, "Yo!! These Are MY fuckin Lioness's and Who THE Fuck are YOU to wanna take Over?")
Instinct....
Humans Do NOT Hurt or Kill because of Instinct...They Do it for any reason of The Day....
And YES!, agreeing to your comment in Ad's Journal...There SHOULD be A Group for People Living with REALLY painful Diseases, and How we hold up to Healthy Folks, and why they shouldn't EVER take thier Healthy bodies for Granted.(Rhuematoid Arthritis...since I was 11)
Good Querries There, StrongMad...
OOogaBOOoga
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sarahg:
no. fuck that. i'm not killing some animal for a bunch of criminals i don't even know that some group of hippy-ass-motherfuckers says is o'tay. i don't give a shit what they did or did not do or whether they are or are not innocent or whatever else.. or what anybody thinks about it.
i'm not killin' the horse. fuck no.
i'm not killin' the horse. fuck no.
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fallfromgrace:
Better than I could have done.
I'm a southpaw tho...whatever I draw with my left hand comes out as if I was drunk (but without the pleasantness of being drunk).
I'm a southpaw tho...whatever I draw with my left hand comes out as if I was drunk (but without the pleasantness of being drunk).
Corn dogs kick ass. How's that for deep?
Also, here is the coolest website you will visit today (except this one, natch). It's the beta version of Google's upcoming map service. If I'm the president of Mapquest, I am jumping out the fucking window right about now, because my shit's about to become obsolete.
BEHOLD THE MAPPY GOODNESS!
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Also, here is the coolest website you will visit today (except this one, natch). It's the beta version of Google's upcoming map service. If I'm the president of Mapquest, I am jumping out the fucking window right about now, because my shit's about to become obsolete.
BEHOLD THE MAPPY GOODNESS!
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Today's quiz question, inspired by the...
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silverstreak:
Is that not the shit? I was bitching about what a pain in the ass Mapquest was not even three days ago and POOF! Google heard my prayers and answered them. Rawk.
porcelainheart:
pumpernickel and RYEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
don't give me guff.
don't give me guff.
So I'm at my brother's watching the game at a little get-together. Everyone else is in another room except me, my brother and my mom's boyfriend. Literally in the middle of a play, the guy says:
"I've asked your mother to marry me, and she accepted."
SAY WHAAAAAAAA?
She's known this guy for three months. He seems like a nice enough guy, really quiet, but...
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"I've asked your mother to marry me, and she accepted."
SAY WHAAAAAAAA?
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fallfromgrace:
I'd personally like one without the flowers and stuff. one more like a V Neck with the thick 70's silk screen... ever see the MST3K episode of "Pod People"? the guy who's wearing the "I"m a Virgin" shirt. exactly like that, only I'm Special written on it instead.
I used to have the white safety helmet too. I'm kicking myself for not knowing where that got lost to.
and ya, maybe that's it. but I had some trouble in the past with asking girls out, so I normally never do it, which is probably the biggest problem. girls, even if they are crushing on you, usually don't speak up about it.
I used to have the white safety helmet too. I'm kicking myself for not knowing where that got lost to.
and ya, maybe that's it. but I had some trouble in the past with asking girls out, so I normally never do it, which is probably the biggest problem. girls, even if they are crushing on you, usually don't speak up about it.
sarahg:
i just hope he takes something valuable from the experience. i mean, jesta is a busta and all, but ice has always been a bit too much of a thugg.
My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
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Bum is on the rail
Look at Me
My bum is on the rail
My bum is on a man
Bum is on a man
It's alot of fun to put your bum on a man
My bum is on a step
Bum is on a step
Don't fall down the steps you might hurt your bum!
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sarahg:
my grandfather was a reverend, and without a nanosecond of doubt, i say probably the nicest, most decent human being proven to have ever graced this planet, period.
i spend so much time doing so many things that disrespect the decent family i come from that i don't have room for stuff like that. they would never say that i was disrespecting them or embarrassing them or anything like that because they're THAT decent and nice. i can't run all over them out of selfishness.. and to me, a lot of subculture is exactly that. it's not that i do or believe things for someone else; it's that i have to live with myself knowing what i've done to other people. it'd break their hearts, and i can't be that girl.
my parents aren't perfect, and drop quite a few verbal bombs themselves, but they're always SO disappointed with my language. i've never really been in REAL trouble with them. i've never had a grounding that lasted more than 30 minutes. the punishment is knowing the disappointment.
and they'd be disappointed if i went to that show. hell, they'd be disappointed that i was here. but, i don't think this is harmful or intentionally disrespectful.
i spend so much time doing so many things that disrespect the decent family i come from that i don't have room for stuff like that. they would never say that i was disrespecting them or embarrassing them or anything like that because they're THAT decent and nice. i can't run all over them out of selfishness.. and to me, a lot of subculture is exactly that. it's not that i do or believe things for someone else; it's that i have to live with myself knowing what i've done to other people. it'd break their hearts, and i can't be that girl.
my parents aren't perfect, and drop quite a few verbal bombs themselves, but they're always SO disappointed with my language. i've never really been in REAL trouble with them. i've never had a grounding that lasted more than 30 minutes. the punishment is knowing the disappointment.
and they'd be disappointed if i went to that show. hell, they'd be disappointed that i was here. but, i don't think this is harmful or intentionally disrespectful.
sarahg:
No.. they see it. They appreciate it. I could do better, but they're glad I'm not worse. 
And they think I'm an idiot a lot of times too. But, I am. heh.
And they think I'm an idiot a lot of times too. But, I am. heh.
I keep seeing references to a girls-only thread entitled "I like the way my pussy smells!" It is evidently quite popular. I would like to read that fucker. Surely it's highly entertaining.
Do you like the way your pussy smells? I do. Wait, I don't have a pussy. But if I did it would smell like roses and Chanel No. 5.
I should start a...
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Do you like the way your pussy smells? I do. Wait, I don't have a pussy. But if I did it would smell like roses and Chanel No. 5.
I should start a...
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sarahd:
haha ... nice !! happy humpday
saintgeorge:
Dude, you crack my shit up. Every time I see your name, I hear the StrongMad voice...
Population: Tire!
Population: Tire!
Thanks to all who offered me a kind word yesterday. I got my drink on last night, learned more about what's going on (more internal politics than I thought, but I won't bore you), and feel a little less panicked today.
I also watched "Fight Club," and how can that fail to make you happy?
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you...
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I also watched "Fight Club," and how can that fail to make you happy?
"You're not your job. You're not how much money you...
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sarahg:
i went in the chatroom just to say hi to you cuz it said you were in there, and you werent.
fuck. that. pfft.
fuck. that. pfft.
Well, if there was going to be a day to put a gun in my mouth, this would probably be the day. Fuck.
I got called on the carpet by my boss and basically demoted. They're not happy with my work, or more correctly are unhappy with my motivation for my work. They gave me two forced weeks of vacation (I have plenty to spare),...
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I got called on the carpet by my boss and basically demoted. They're not happy with my work, or more correctly are unhappy with my motivation for my work. They gave me two forced weeks of vacation (I have plenty to spare),...
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sarahd:
not sure.....i would like to drink again tonight. me and my roomie got a little toasted last night and had our 1st bonding moment, you know the one where you cry to each other....i think its a girl thing
sarahg:
hey. psst.
askjlhaslhjalsfjkhadlfjkhsdlkhj.
askjlhaslhjalsfjkhadlfjkhsdlkhj.
I'm like a chocoholic, but with alcohol!
aksiokersa:
This is a funny journal entry.
The bonus about being sick is that you can spend a lot more time on SG than the average person and not get called a creepy loser.
When you said "fuckarow" it reminded me of "Arrowed!" and I had a good giggle.
So thanks for making me laugh twice today.
"Good Pwize!"
The bonus about being sick is that you can spend a lot more time on SG than the average person and not get called a creepy loser.
When you said "fuckarow" it reminded me of "Arrowed!" and I had a good giggle.
So thanks for making me laugh twice today.
"Good Pwize!"
mistersatan:
I live in Ballard, yourself?
and probably not. I'm quirky like that with Joss Whedon's Firefly.