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bluenicorn:
🤣
starkforlife32:
Its borderline sexual harassment... But it's still funny. Lol
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leighgabriel:
That's hilarious!
bluenicorn:
🤣
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If two people love eachother, nothing is impossible.

Well... Except deciding where to eat!

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nanette:
@starkforlife32 see that wouldn’t work for my bf, everything I want is an overpriced bridge fare we’d have to drive through. So I rarely get what I want.
starkforlife32:
@nanette that should still apply?! He should make his gf happy :(
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DOCTOR: *Seeing scratches on my back* Well, I know you're sexually active.

ME: *Remembering drunkenly mistaking a raccoon for Yoda and putting him in my backpack to train me as a Jedi* Oh yeah. I did like 100 sex so far.

bluenicorn:
hahahahaha
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weedfarmer:
@starkforlife32 I really don't have many bad days. Living a happy cool life. Brother I like your blogs, and I need to follow you. From your blogs your always positive about life, and have good things to say, like this beauitful blog.
starkforlife32:
@weedfarmer thanks man. I really appreciate that! I can't believe this post blew up like it did Haha. I thought my "funny" ones would do better. But maybe I'm not as funny as I thought I was 😂😂
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nanette:
Omg lol