I'm sick. I don't know what the fuck I have. Maybe Ebola. Maybe Swine Herpes. Maybe Ebola Swine Herpes ultra bad 56. Whatever it is, it's making me feel barfy and head-achey and my entire left arm from wrist to shoulder hurts. I've missed a day and a half of work, which probably just sucked up my entire bonus for the month. LAME. I want to play FFX, but I'm afraid if I try to, it'll lead to me throwing up on something. Probably me. I need a massage in the worst way. Did I mention my internet is going insane? Yeah, that too. Nothing like feeling like crap and having to fix your half-dead pc. WOOT. If someone could come decapitate me and break my arm, that would be super. And you can have all my guts to display proudly on your mantle (or magnetize to your fridge, whatever works).