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Okay, so I met both DictionaryGirl and McK at ComicCon which was interesting. They are nice people, I would recommend them to a friend.

In other news, and the only actual reason I'm updating, you need to listen to that Illinois album by Sufjan Stevens. Seriously. I haven't liked an album this much in a long time that wasn't made by Tom Waits. I'll update...
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evilwillow:
why do you have to go to bed before I get here? damn you selfish fuck.
evilwillow:
you know......one day I am going to kill you, and fuck him in a pool of your blood.
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I always mean to respond to comments more, and then I get distracted by something shiny. So if I didn't respond to something you said, take no offense.

Also, I am updating my journal, but I really have nothing to say. Today I made an appointment with a counselor at school to see which other class I should be taking, and then I went to...
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evilwillow:
wanna see my circumcision?
evilwillow:
mmmmMMMMMMmmmm...I LOVE it when you talk to me like that. love
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So this morning I saw a car all decked out with assloads of bumperstickers. I'm immediately amused when I see that. Bumperstickers are great. Conceptually, the logic seems to be, "I have a political opinion! Quick, stick it to the back of my automobile!" Because, you know, a glib phrase back there will change people's minds. What's the fucking point?

Anyway, this car had chosen...
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evilwillow:
I really AM going to kill you.

katiebarthedoor:
ha! the kuma shikakejirai-ryu.
or beartrap strike.

i thought the technique was only a legend!
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BOYFRIEND APPLICATION TIME!!!! Some loser chick on myspace made a whole series of questions that can be submitted to her for approval as her boyfriend. I'm going to fill it out because I am lonely and she must love meeeeee!!!!! A bit of information: she is 18 and lists her status as "swinger."

name: Sean
age: 24
birthday: March 13, 1981
zodiac: What, I have...
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evilwillow:
you just didn't want to take your clothes off.

evilwillow:
we have webcam sex and then you dump me?

I knew you were a fucking asshole. mad
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As pointless as I think those "currently listening" things in Livejournal are, I still think you should download "New York City Serenade" by Bruce Springsteen. I'd heard the album it came from before, but never heard the song. It's outstanding. Try it even if you don't like Springsteen. It doesn't sound a thing like Born to Run or Dancing in the Dark or any of...
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bastardo:
Sure, a light squeeze, but stopping at an actual "caress". That's when things get..... iffy.
bastardo:
Yes, our hands only lightly, and accidently brushing each other as we walk.
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I'm sorry, I know I just updated about this stupid little fuck, but I couldn't help myself.


I heard about some kids who almost prayed a boy to death. I will explain. In the weight room a boy had a severe allergic reaction to something and fell to the ground and began to seizure, well instead of calling for help they decided to beat...
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theseadog:
Heheh, some of your jokes have been pure classic.
dejajeva:
upd8 ur journal plz.
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That Livejournal dude I sometimes link to because he's hilarious has gone and seen Sin City and taken it to heart. The nice thing about this rant is that it's totally freed from the boundaries of making any sense at all:

It's forty degrees outside and i'm burning. It feels like the web is telling me where to go, and i dont mean that in...
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prockg:
Yah, I'm just going to skip that movie I think. My husband went to see it with some friends of ours and came back disillusioned about humanity.
_dictionarygirl_:
Oh god no, you're not a dick for pointing that out. I should know better than that. I'd started typing irrelevant, but then my teacher started yelling in French about Patricia Arquette's lifeless stare and I got freaked out and lost my train of thought. I blame Monsieur Cohen for my errors. Bastard.
Literati? You bet. Prepare... to win, probably. blackeyed

[Edited on Apr 05, 2005 10:53PM]
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You've just gotta have fun with the bad threads. That's the key to it all.
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evilwillow:
your pets fucking deserved to die. just be thankful I was kind enough to poison them instead of gutting them like fish while they were still alive.




evilwillow:
I'm pretty confident that anyone who is interested enough to wonder looks at our twisted, sick relationship and realizes we are both very, very ill.

*snort*


faggot.
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God, I'm updating a lot these days. This is weird.

There's this guy Seth who used to come into the store a lot. Bought computer games and we knew was vaguely involved in the piracy thing. We hate him, but it's not like anyone was too concerned about the piracy thing. I mean, there are tons of software pirates, and if it wasn't him it...
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reversehalo:
Hey there. Sorry, I was out of town for a wedding and forgot to reply to your comment in my journal. Here is my reply:

HOORAY FOR CREATIVE WRITING!!! tongue
schoolgirl:
wow. people have nothing better to do. underestimating is dangerous. I always thought my exhusband was dumb as a bag of hammers. and then he stole my idenity, ruined my credit, hacked my computer etc. whatever
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You remember that story I wrote about, the third one from my class? Of course not, but to make a short story even shorter, it was a page and maybe a half, about a guy who listens to punk records with his friend in Berkeley and then moves to Fresno and people there don't like punk but then he meets a guy who he thinks...
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prockg:
If you want to shut that girl up, just take a famous piece of beautiful writing and take all the adverbs out and read that in class. Shakespeare loved adverbs. wink
_dictionarygirl_:
"Adverbs are for suckers. I wish they'd never been invented," she said ignorantly.
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Thanks for all the birthday wishes, you jerks.

Deep thought for the day: I think that if you can't include your current mood in your livejournal update without some stupid little emoticon selected from a list, just don't fucking bother maintaining one.

I'll let the current music thing go for now, but remind you that no one gives a shit what you're listening to, and...
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sarcasticmenace:


Happy belated!!! kiss
hotcurry:
Thank you so much. kiss Oh, and happy belated b-day to you.