snowmiser

and so it came to pass...that i found myself in the basement, on a sunday night, chopping up a cow heart with an ax..........

what had i done to deserve this twist of fate?? i know not.

but let me tell you -- its fucking gross. a cow heart is friggin HUGE. like 60 pounds. I could go into detail about it like the little...
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ok thats a wrap. 5am in Hong Kong and i...am....outta here.....18 hours back to the D. some would say this is the shitty part but i actually love flying back from apac.

the highlight of the whole thing is that the draft asahi at Narita is the BEST friggin beer in the world. better than drinking straight from beer lake (wherever that is....).

see you...
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on my way to Hong Kong and one of my favorite spots -- the W in Kowloon. there shall be trouble. i have been WAY to well behaved on this trip so far.......

need....to...get...out..of bed........i'm done in india. next task is to board a plane and fly to Thailand to.............. fire somebody.

not the most pleasant part of my gig. oh well, i'll be at some whacked thai bar drinking singha before most of you suckers wake up........

well, two weeks ago i posted a "last trip to india" announcement. now i'm at the airport heading to.....india. this really is the last time. i promise. for at least two months.......

i gotta get out of this situation.....here is where i am at today....

off to see bob mould. let the whining and self-loathing begin!!!!!!!!!!

a tragic turn of events in the UK......

scotland

these people i work with are insane. two weeks left before my last day, and they want me to go to india next week. "one last time." what the fuck is that all about? usually when you quit a job you just sit around saying goodbye to everyone for a month.....

i haven't decided if i'm going or not. i'm kind of done with india...
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what hour is the earliest that its okay to call somebody???

let me put this another way -- if you call me at 7am and nobody is dead, well somebody WILL BE soon. the reasons for even having a phone are diminishing by the second..........

bad news: i fucked my neck all up somehow. good news: now i have an excuse to go get a massage.......

let the oiling-up commence!

Motor City Tattoo Convention today. I need some new ideas........a major upgrade is coming..........