Tonight I drank a 40, a few shots of whisky, smoked some drugs, smoked a shitload of cigarettes, saw Peelander-Z, started a few circle pits, and found out that I have no money. In fact, I have less than no money, I have -$50. I was yelling about it to a bunch of people. Also my friend and I collectively lost our favorite hat, told some chick we vaguely know that her friend is a bitch or something, and told the same chick that we hate people, places, and things, and that we were going to kill ourselves in a year. We pinky swore on it, it kicked ass, however someone told us that he fucked a lot of sluts when he was 22, so we might postpone our pact until we're 23. Unfortunately, we were too drunk to try out our Beavis & Butt-head inspired pick-up line, which we totally would have scored with. Been listening to a band called Red Lorry Yellow Lorry incessantly, they kick ass pretty well. I'm supposed to work tomorrow, I hope I'm not fired from my job or anything. To top everything off, I told some drunk sorority girl to "Eat my fuck" because she apparently reacted to us chumps walking down the sidewalk and munching on burritos.
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