My body hates me. I had my best friends bachelor party last night. I drank way too much... I spent way too much. I saw some exotic dancers do some amazing things. Wow Lets just say I saw a beer bottle hit a homerun no 1st base no 2ed base HOME RUN 
It was fun but thinkin back thats so nasty. I had to drive...
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You all here me bitch about salt lake all the time. but this is the time of year that salt lake kicks ass. grate shows come to town. fall here is amazing. and snow bording is just around a few months away. I got my season pass to the canyons today. I have lots of buddys that ride we have a good ass time. I...
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presley:
hello back to you
have we met??
have we met??
jackie:
Nurse Jackie has a good way of taking your temperature... 
Re your previous entry...Jessica Rabbit. She's hot! and the witch from snow white.. grrrr
Have a good weekend
Re your previous entry...Jessica Rabbit. She's hot! and the witch from snow white.. grrrr
Have a good weekend
I you could be any cartoon. who would you be?
And who would you date?
I would be buzz light year and I would date betty boop...
And who would you date?
I would be buzz light year and I would date betty boop...
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stonecoldbikini:
oh i would be tank girl and i would date....ummmmm.... tough one.....jessica rabbit.xx
aletta:
Hello, I just wanted to thank you for welcoming me here. I am sure it is just a common pratice, but it is still appreciated.
hello to all.
boy planing a batchler party is harder than it looks. We have lots of guys going one guy planing(me) They want food beer and strippers. I dont know if they want more but thats all thay get. I have spent two much money already. Sound shity to say but the 6 other best men dont care enuff to help out.
Did you...
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boy planing a batchler party is harder than it looks. We have lots of guys going one guy planing(me) They want food beer and strippers. I dont know if they want more but thats all thay get. I have spent two much money already. Sound shity to say but the 6 other best men dont care enuff to help out.
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brightredscream:
I have now made Sophie a favorite...
She rocks \m/
She rocks \m/
lottie:
Bachelors parties... tell me about it! Sheesh... Grooms to be can be so demanding!
Today sucks my ass. I got home from work today to find my dog (murphy) had pulled out the garbage. I dont mind a little mess. Thats no big deal. But last week I dyed adams hair. We had alot left over. I dident think nothing of it. Untell my dog pulled it out steped all over it. them walk all over my apt.
FUCK...
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dollfac3:
Ha ha thanks x
sophie:
oh yes, there is a god. now that hesheit has finished putting two sets of me up, i'll send himherit over to help you with that trash problem.
heh.
heh.
G. bush was in town today I wish I dident have to work. I would of went just to spit on him. maybe flip him off too. It was big news here. people went to protest about the war. then the ass holes went to protest the protesters. I hate this town. Its full of jurk offs With exeptions of my SG friends that live...
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I wish I dident have to work. I would of went just to spit on him. maybe flip him off too. It was big news here. people went to protest about the war. then the ass holes went to protest the protesters. I hate this town. Its full of jurk offs With exeptions of my SG friends that live... Read More
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jackie:
some one needs to assasinate that motherfucker.
He's trying to start WW3?!?!?!?!?!?!
He's trying to start WW3?!?!?!?!?!?!
jackie:
BTW: Love the rollins pic. hehe.
G. bush was in town today I wish I dident have to work. I would of went just to spit on him. maybe flip him off too. It was big news here. people went to protest about the war. then the ass holes went to protest the protesters. I hate this town. Its full of jurk offs With exeptions of my SG friends that live...
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I wish I dident have to work. I would of went just to spit on him. maybe flip him off too. It was big news here. people went to protest about the war. then the ass holes went to protest the protesters. I hate this town. Its full of jurk offs With exeptions of my SG friends that live... Read More
I love henry rollins BLACK FLAG WAS THE BEST ! ! !
lots going on in the next few weeks. My best friends wedding. I cant wait he asked me to be the best man. so you know what that means......... yep BACHELOR PARTY WOOOHOOO. He has been date the same girl for 9 years and now they are getting hiched. I am going to send him out with a bang. Another one one my friends is...
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jackie:
neighhh!!
the gig was fun!
is that davey havoc in your profile pic? cant quite figure it out.
the gig was fun!
is that davey havoc in your profile pic? cant quite figure it out.
bonneville:
one of our git. players
I dont have to work Untell thursday. he he he I took time off for ozzfest so now I have no place to be right now 
I got turned down for a tattoo today.
I went in with a pic of marilyn monroe. and thay told me that it was to grainy. they need a exact copy of it befor they could do it. so...
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I got turned down for a tattoo today.
I went in with a pic of marilyn monroe. and thay told me that it was to grainy. they need a exact copy of it befor they could do it. so... Read More
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kaos:
HA! I'll run Steve over with my new car! OoOh, I considered a tatt of Marilyn, what pic are you hunting for??
vanden:
i guesss at least they were honest.. and didnt say ok and then do a shitty job
One time I was at this bachelors party (they let me come, because they know how much I love boobies) and the two strippers did this thing called "the beaver bang". They layed the host on the floor, and then the girls sat on either side of his head, spread eagle. Then they explained that the more $ we through at them, the harder they would bang their beavers against his head. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen (in real life). Plus, I think my friend got some brain damage. Or at least hearing damage. When he stood up, the sides of his face were slimey.