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WELL ITS OFFICIAL!!!!! i just accepted a position at http://www.cc-cycle.com for a sweet deal in their service department, with HUGE plans for me in the near future. One of the mechanics is in florida right now and he is picking me up Sunday on the way back to Iowa. i start Tuesday!!

What i learned from the movie Nude Nuns with Big Guns

1 - Nuns have AWESOME bodies under those habits.
2 - Nuns are great shots
3 - When a nun gets shot in the liver, all she needs is a rusty pair of needle nosed pliers, a bottle of whiskey, and a hot spoon and she will be perfectly fine the next morning.
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well, its been an interesting few days.

thursday afternoon i got a call from an old friend in iowa. he is now a general manager for the largest harley dealership in that quad state area. turns out his head mechanic has been stealing from them for 32 years now and he just found the proof. he offered me a job. my DREAM job. starting off...
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Principles of lust are easy to understand
Do what you feel, fell until the end
Principals of lust are burned in your mind
Do what you want, do it until you find love

its starting to get cold on the boat yard, but i have earl gray and a scooby doo blanket so its all good.

i got the urge to cook today and for some reason fixated on orange chicken lo mein. so i biked my happy little ass to the store and got the shit. almost met with disaster when i realized they didn't have any...
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ok so catch this one. my ex wife and i broke up about 5 or 6 years ago. 3 days later she moved in with another guy. she still lives with him. me and her started fucking again about 3 years ago. each and every time we have the opportunity we hit it.

so, my friends mother offered to drive me to tampa monday because...
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fuck. i have _Trouble_ talking about leaving and kemper archiving all in the same 24 hours. WTF!?!?!?!? two of my favorite girls. am i really that revolting? WTF is going on?

ok, would someone please explain to me why kemper left!?!?!?!

would someone please explain to me why i woke up with two pork chops in my bed. i know i was drunk last night but i wasn't THAT drunk, was i?

the world wonders....

for all you ladies that think you have bad ass pussies!!! BEAT THIS!!!!