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Funniest thing I have seen in a LONG time. I am thinking about trying this out at work.

I am sort of obsessed with Silversun Pickups lately. I love their sound, and the lyrics seem to be hitting a nerve for me.

This song makes me think of someone very special

First: Thank you all so much for all the wonderful support and comments on my first photoset!! I am blown away with the response, because I did not expect it to go so well!!! I am slowly responding to the emails and friend requests..

Second: I have decided to go with a hybrid of the two book challenges, simply because I am a delightful combination...
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I am getting my coworkers gift cards for Babeland. I am the ghost of Christmas orgasm.

♥

p.s. I am infatuated with

Dear lovely readers,

Im feeling a little better thanks to the concerted efforts of someone very special, (thank you love) and have been bolstered and cheered up by friends.. supportive ones and pervy ones. All the issues are still there, but now I feel like I can divide and conquer instead of being overwhelmed.

Someone asked me to post a Christmas list, so here are...
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Edited

Friend Purge


Ok- friend purge done. I went a little crazy, so if you feel you were purged in error, please let me know.

As a thoroughly Southern woman who is throwing her first NYC Thanksgiving, I am worked into a cleaning and cooking frenzy that would make my little red headed Grandmama proud.


House clean? Check

Dogs bathed? Check

Shopping done? Check

Free turkey carried home? Check

Bread rising? Check

Guests confirmed? Check

Nervous breakdown? TBD



♥

I am so tired and lethargic.

But I cant sleep.


This is terrible.


I feel ill.


Yuck.

We will continue with our originally scheduled programming after these messages..

I am sick again. Damn you New Yorkers with your germy hands all over the subway and your coughing in my direction no matter where i sit or stand..... Fuck you all, now I have an ear infection and severe sinus pain...

Thanks to your inability to wash and sanitize properly... I missed Jello Wrestling last night. I repeat: Fuck you all.

So on my...
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So I was listening to the radio this morning, getting ready for work, and I heard an ad for the G.I. Joe movie. It made me happy.................. until the very end, when the announcer said

"This movie may not be suitable for children under 13"

(warning, i'm going to yell)

~ ♥ I'm so FUCKING HAPPY!!!!! ♥ ~

For those of you who actually care enough to read the things I write on a regular basis, my happy posts have been few.. so I'm gonna make this a good one!

Happy things in the life of ME

1) I am getting my leaf sleeve worked on and possibly finished as a birthday present from my...
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I'm feeling better!!!

Maybe it is the end of the greiving process, or maybe it is the sudafed finally putting a stop to the mind-numbing pain in my ear.. either way, Im not arguing.

A couple of random thoughts (and some not so random)

I love my friends. I would gladly lay down in traffic for them. ♥

For those of you who sent me...
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