samling

I heard this has been happening to a bunch of people lately.

Daily. It's almost enough to make me turn on the auto deny, but I don't want to miss anyone good.

Hey, duder, I got your message, but I was in the midst of making gingerbread houses in Lynnwood and I was focused on "Friend Time".

I hope you had a good weekend. I'll exchange sarcastic binary comments with you later.

SOunds like you had an awesome weekend, but I don't think it can top mine. Ya wanna know what i did? you really want to know? Worked until about midnight every night of the weekend!? kick ass you say? I say yes, that's right, what kind of weekend is more kickass than working till midnight everynight!?

Anyway, sorry I didn't get the chance to call ya; I was lame and doing that whole responsibility/survival thing...cept tonight....I had to go out for the hour before the bar closed for my friends birthday. kareoke baby!! whoooo!

I agree.

Why would anyone need anything other than jeans and a t-shirt anyway?

*mews in your ear softly, then purrs, kneading your neck with his hands*

EVERYTHING involves cheese in one way or another.

MINIVAN! Nooooo! Say it ain't so! Say it's more clever banter! Please!

Ahhh, I didn't do anything. I just released more of my sub-par brand of comedy onto an unsuspecting (well, maybe suspecting) victim. But you have to be doing something right, look at all of these virtual people who were concerned about your absence, eh?

The sets lately have rocked- Jetta, Snow, and now Coco? Holy mossis I'm in heaven.

I think I missed something. Sorry bout the meds I hope things get better I don't know about whats going on but I wish for the best of you and that you start feeling better soon.

Okay okay!! I will check out Coco. That good huh?

I hope you had a good thanksgiving.

hey, we havent talked in while, you should call and vent to me when mom's guilt trip hits.

Tell your mom to stuff it, you're spending Christmas with the Easter Bunny.

I wasn't saying anything! Just saying I was slightly afraid.....I mean you never know, what with what you've told me about the basement of your house and all!

Christmas? We'll have to see what's going. I may be doing my annual christmas at the Twilight exit. Or working graveyard at Target.

I actually meant to ask what everyone was doing for thanksgiving....I'm spacing out and somehow wrote christmas.

The vision?

You callin me gay!!!?

No, not Buddy! He'd never! Another childhood hero plummets from the stars of my ethereal stratosphere to the cold, hard pavement of reality.

PS - I once ate 3 Chris Elliots and turned into cheese fries. Try to wrap your mind around that one. Whoa.

Certitude felt too formal for the emotion I wanted to express.

And we Canadians don't think that we can wave maple syrup in your face and make up words.

We just do.

Have you ever eaten moose? It's tasty.

I'm a total spazztic.

I don't think I've ever seen the face of Satan, but looking into those eyes is a little like making out with the Devil.

a. hm. face-licking. i'll have to consider that.

and

b. I'm a complete ass because I consistently "think about it", but never make anything happen because there are so many other things I'm trying to get myself to do in my ever-shrinking concept of free time.
-But I promise I'll start as soon as I can. once I start, I'll finish faster. it's unadulterated, unarguable logic.
Dave

Handsome Boy Modelling School... from their "Lovage" cd. Nathanial Merriweather Presents...

Incriminate yourself. It's more fun that way.